*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
The first time he saw her, he wasn't that impressed. Her breasts barely made a dent in her slightly oversized T-shirt. Kinky-curly red hair was pulled haphazardly into a bun at the nape of her neck. She was shapely in an athletic way and looked like she knew her way around a basketball court, but she wasn't toned by any means. Her shy smile made her eyes cr...
Note: This story is entirely fictional written for readers' enjoyment, and bears no resemblance to any people living or dead. It is in a sense of re-working of some of the concepts behind my "Burrinjack Social Club" story, which I was never fully satisfied with (& is my lowest scoring story). It also picks up characters from my previous story, "Fun In The Tr...
It's an old building - for sure. Yes, I work on the top floor alright, and the view is great - when I bother to look at it at all. There is a medium sized potted rubber plant in one of the elevators. I timed it. It takes exactly 3 minutes, 31 seconds from lobby to the top, or vice versa - assuming no stops on the way. They need a faster one. It's a...
THURSDAY EVENING DINNER I harangued my wife, Amy, "I've gotta get that promotion to vice president. With the VP bonuses we would move from the ranks of the rich to the truly wealthy. All kind of corporate perks come with a VP position in our company." We were enjoying a lovely dinner of Dover Sole and an expensive bottle of French White Burgundy at our favo...
Joe Elliot got the last load of rubbish loaded into his truck and looked around. Today's clean up of yet another city park had gone well, far better than expected. There had been more than the usual number of volunteers, word was getting around. There had been high school kids, parents, teachers and seniors, all eager to chip in and remove the rubbish and de...
Anne: Getting Intimate With A Neighbor Phil and Anne had moved in next door about a year ago, barely into their twenties and recently married, they were both working hard to get their life established. Anne seemed to be quite balanced in her approach to life and work, but Phil was determined to climb the corporate ladder as quickly as possible, so he worked...
"I reached my limit, though, when Roy suggested that he and I have sex in our home, him fucking me on our bed, while you were gone on one of your business trips. This seemed awfully disrespectful of you, which it was, since it was mostly a power-over-you-as-his-cuckold play. I initially said, 'no way'." "But then Roy produced a little adhesive skin patch an...
Chp.1 IT'S AN OLD building, for sure. Yes. I work on the top floor alright, and the view is great, when I bother to look at it at all. There is a medium sized potted rubber plant in one of the elevators. I timed it. It takes exactly 3 minutes, 31 seconds from lobby to the top, or vice versa - assuming no stops on the way. They need a faster one....
Laura Jensen stared at the blank computer screen, her mind spinning with desperation. Write something! Anything! The black cursor kept blinking at her. Nothing came. She never had writer's block-never. Well, until her recent breakup with David. Even now, as she lifted her gaze to the gently falling snow out the window in front of her, she couldn't quite fi...