I was lying in her bed surrounded by scientists with all sorts of weirds instruments and flying drones scanning me. "The genetic pen is ready, sir." "Analyse the fetus, one last time..." "...Yes, Sir " 'sigh' The guy with multiples monocles on his right eye reinserted the probe inside my vagina for the seventh time as her hospit...
"This is now just beyond stupid!" Darla dismissively cried as she stood up. "We have been sitting here, cross-legged and cramped on this floor for hours and it is obvious that your summoning spell is not working. In fact, I bet that isn't even the right chant you are using." "Just be patient!" Shelia sharply snapped back. "You just have to clear your mind...
So, there I was, at a party going stag, a Halloween bash, of all things! Now, bear in mind that Halloween itself is my birthday and it happened to fall on a Saturday that year. I had just broken up with Selina, my girlfriend of two months, over something that I thought was petty, but she deemed a catastrophe. She had seriously overreacted and committed the u...
Chelsea and Ronnie: 2 Horny Nerds...and a Stepmom The living arrangement between Ronnie, my step-mom and me had become...interesting. The first time that he and I fucked, she watched us. And I had spied on the two of them doin' it on several occasions. It was like there was this HUGE elephant in the center of the room. I knew that Ronnie was screwing Dee-...
My antique cuckoo clock cuckooed 4:00pm. Tired of brooding over Becky's motivation to lie, I decided to celebrate the 4th of July in my usual way - barbecue steaks and drink an adult beverage or two. Maybe Becky was hungry, so I knocked on her door, and said, "I'm grilling steaks. Are you hungry?" The bedsprings squeaked, as she answered, "I said I'd cook...
'This is Wimbledon Park'...oh shit this is my stop! I threw myself up and just managed to squeeze myself through the closing doors, if I wore a fedora I would be reaching back for it right now that's how close it was. Day dreaming is all I have done since my encounter with Eve at Comic-Con a couple of days ago but believe me you would be too if it happened t...
I'll start right out and say this much out of the gate. I don't date. Period, end of story. That is to say that I don't go on dates, blind dates, with strangers, as a way of seeking romance and physical intimacy. If I'm on a date with someone, it's because we're already together, and by together, I mean completely. So far, until recently, this has been a rel...
Julia Chang is your average late stage zoomer. A 24 year old fat asian chick living in the middle of a large city. She has a job as an assistant to some asshole and in general is just trying to live her life.What's next? Club Porcelain [human toilet] Comic Con...
She stood there, waiting impatiently for the delicious meat to slide into her eager hands. She looked forward to having it in her mouth later, I could tell. She continued to caress her belly and nibble on a fingernail as she waited impatiently. She stood around 5'4" in her Converse sneakers. She wore a black pair of boot-cut jeans and a gray tee that read...
Earth-69 Twenty minutes later, Anya lifted her drenched face from between Jessica's thighs. The taste was heavenly. "Was that alright?" "That was fantastic," Jessica moaned. "Have you ever considered joining the Avengers? They would just love your mouth..." "They'd probably love it more if I put bad guys in jail." Anya checked her phone. "Code: Blue is he...