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Hammer Me, Baby!

by American_Knowbody on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

My buddy, Khai, the full time surfer and part time dentist, called me the other day. "Hey, man. How's it goin'?" he said when I answered the phone. "Haven't heard from you in a while. Was beginning to think something had happened to you." "Yeah, I guess you could say something happened alright. I remodeled my home." "What?! You're kidding, right?" "Nope....

The Humper Game Pt. 05 Ch. 04

by WilCox49 on Jun 25, 2018
Romance

Author's note: This is, in all its seven parts and their many chapters, one very, very long story. If long stories bother you, I suggest you read something else. No part of this story is written so as to stand on its own. I strongly suggest that you start with the beginning of Part 1 and read sequentially—giving up at any point you choose, of course....

Alicia Ch. 09

by Oldguy45 on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

The four of us ate by candlelight and the light from the small Christmas tree. Alicia had told me to use the good china and silverware, and our best wine glasses. Kathy was effusive in her praise when she saw our table. "It's beautiful!" she gushed to Alicia. "Everything is gorgeous." "Thanks," Alicia said, "but Phillip did it all." "Well, Phillip, I am i...

Distribution Ch. 03

by REGade on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

Wednesday, August 29, 2007. The clanging sound of the dumpster being lowered to the ground woke me. The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was Ms. Kindle sitting at the kitchen table. She had my laptop open, and was reading something. I kept my eyes on her while I put on my pants. She didn't look up as I raced past her on my way to the bathroom. "Good...

Nights in White Satin

by DarkDreamerwithHope on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Inspired by song recorded by The Moody Blues Looking around the room, she made sure the candles were in place. So many colors, shapes and sizes, yet they fit with the décor, adding a hint of mysterious shadow in one spot while dispelling shadows in another. Colors, blending with orchids arranged amid baby's breath, complementing framed artwork hanging...

Bull in a China Store

by My Erotic Tail on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was standing at the counter when I saw her legs. They’re in the large front display glass window. Her thigh high stockings of black and her garter wore like a soldier’s stripe. Her hips came in view and my heart sank as she swung them side to side in her sexy stride. Her black v-slit dress barely covered her ass cheeks as her breast were trying to leap out...

Art Of Growing Up Ch. 03-05

by Clare_Ca_2 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

CHP.3. FURIOUS: MADLY FURIOUS! ...he would grab me rough, by the arm, and drag me squirming, kicking and screaming into the living room. I spit at him like a King Cobra, hissed like a bob-cat, and creamed my panties like a cloistered novice taking her vows with Farther O'Reilly in the Bell-tower following Vespers - after the last candle had been blown out -...

Spin Cycle

by sheepyboy on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman

Just an idea me and a colleague came up with whilst wasting time at work the other day and talking about rule 34 and stuff. "Dare you write a crazy fic about a washing machine and a refrigerator having sex?" Sure, why the hell not? Nothing should be too weird for fiction anyways. So, imagine that this fic takes place in a parallel world where appliances are...

First Date

by Mizilla on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Adelaide Jordan made chicken fried rice. Never mind it was two Michealina's frozen dinners and a large can of chicken. It was tasty cooked to tender perfection with some butter, season salt, cayenne and a few other spices that seemed right. Make a fresh salad, some cheesy garlic bread and put it all in a pretty looking bowl set to serve, taking the trash to...

Tiffany

by DMaster_14 on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

The sound of the key turning in the lock interrupted her studying. Tiffany Banks looked up to see that she had been reading for 3 hours and stood and stretched her back. She heard the front door open and someone enter the house. "Hello, anybody home?" The voice of her landlord called up the stairs. The housing office had boarded her with this couple while in...