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I was waiting to hear my test score so I could go home and fuck my girlfriend. But for some reason instead of telling me my score the professor told me to stay after class. So when everyone else left I went up to her desk trying to hide my hard-on that was meant for my girlfriend. And I just so happened to have a fucking hot professor. She was the youngest p...
Dr. Emeril Cox sat at his desk, watching Linda Foster, waiting for her response to his long description of his group fertility procedure. He'd delivered this speech so many times, each time altering it for his audience. In this instance he hadn't even been entirely sure about offering this technique to Mrs. Foster. He felt he was a good judge of character an...
A story about two neighbors, a young guy and an older woman. It would fit in at least a couple of categories, Mature and Anal. Just another summer day on Amboy Drive in upstate New York circa 1997... ***** Mike Zostant wasn't all that big on flowers or plants but when he would notice his next door neighbor working in her garden on warm days, he usually m...
Erica Chambers walked down the hallway with Melvin close behind her. Melvin was still recovering from what could possibly be the best blowjob of his life. He could still feel the young woman's full lips on his shaft, slurping expertly up and down. He could tell these girls were taught extremely well. He cleared his throat and addressed Erica. "Um, so Miss C...
I am the owner and manager of a luxury lingerie and ladies shoes boutique in the heart of London. The shop is located down an old quiet alley. A short walk from the television and radio studios, which is great for attracting celebrities to come in, as they come and go from the studio's. It was one of the hottest summers on record, and the boutique was very...
Most men would be overjoyed to return home from work to find three scantily clad women waiting for them. Dr Cox was not most men, "Oh Dear God, what is this now!" "It's good to see you too sweetie." Jordan said sarcastically, taking a gentle sip of her coffee before adding, "Where have you been?" "Mm, let's see, saving lives, saving lives, saving lives, g...
Later that night, after Laura had taken herself, exhausted, to bed, Georges and Vivette were talking quietly in their tower bedroom. Both of them were a little upset at the thought of Laura leaving soon, and talked over the last few weeks and the times they had enjoyed with her. Vivette asked about the girl's family. She knew that her husband had studied in...
Thanks smoothed for editing this story. ***** Grace Cox smoothed out her skirt. It was a blistering summer Sunday; the sun was scorching in the middle of the sky. She didn't want to be outside on a day like this, but it was her Catholic duty to go door-to-door preaching after mass. Three doors had already been slammed in her face today. People made her n...
Dorothy Barber lost her husband a couple of years back, and since then she retreated even further within herself, letting others run the stationery business her Henry had owned while she stayed home and moped around the house with the TV as her companion. Dorothy did go outside to do some gardening when the weather permitted, although the almost constant pre...