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Depraved Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fuck Parody Episode 01 : Finding James "Where do we find this fucking guy?" "I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here." "Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...

Of Mouse and Man Ch. 6

by Jonesmeister on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

Joanna had pushed me about as far as I thought I could go. She had made me jack off other men and swallow their loads, and lick their cocks, nut sacks, and assholes. The last time I’d been with her I complained that I just couldn’t sink any lower, at which time she dragged me to a filthy gas station restroom and made me lick the toilet seats and urinals cle...

A Red Leaf & Ten Orchids Ch. 15

by TaLtos6 on Sep 19, 2017
Romance

***Kayla learns about the last tattoo. 0_o ------------------- No matter what Jim said after -- no matter what threat was used, or even polite questioning, as much of a surprise as that was to Josh that it would be attempted, there was no answer forthcoming when Jim asked what Josh's idea had been. The best that he got was something as vague as if he'd as...

Trailer Trash Teen Hates Rules Ch. 03

by RetroFan on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - Waking up in a bad mood on Monday morning, trailer park girl Breanna drives her aunt, uncle and cousin Kate insane with her antics. But when bitchy nympho Breanna selects two guys to satisfy her sexually, maybe even she should have been more discerning! This kinky sex comedy set in the early 1990s contains strong language and adu...

Rocket Girl

by TaLtos6 on Sep 18, 2017
Romance

I was looking over what I've put up here and realized that it could take a bit of time to bring even one to a conclusion since they aren't short, any of them. I wanted to give readers a nice little romance without any fur or horns in it. Well, other than what's supposed to be there, I guess... I have a few like this, but they're mostly woven into longer epic...

Conquring Jules Pt. 05

by Longe on Nov 1, 2017
Mature

My mind was still replaying Jules milking my prostate when I woke the following morning. Since I came harder than I ever remember, I decided she could do it anytime she wanted. I needed to make sure she knew the only thing going in my ass would be her well lubed finger. I dressed and prepared to head out to the gym. When I stepped into our kitchen, I was su...

Deep Ellum

by sticky_cherry_syrup on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

Hope checked out her reflection in a building front's window while her girlfriends continued jauntily down darkening Main Street in Dallas's Deep Ellum. The jazzy, upscale area of the city's entertainment district was hours away from revving itself up into full party mode. Hope's cousin Lacy had wanted to get out—and home again—early, tomorrow being her wedd...

The Parking Ticket

by jonathanknight333 on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

I lived for a while in Namibia, a city in South Africa. Males were subservient to females and old worldly customs lived on. There was very little crime, minor traffic offenses were punishable to males via corporal punishment, whereas females simply received a hefty fine and points on their license males were strapped to a padded whipping horse at the local P...

Role Reversal

by Losthead on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

I sat on the porch with Leroy, watching him try to hit the dog with the watermelon seeds he was spitting. The guy is so much fun! He managed to get Rufus right between the eyes. He turned to me and grinned. "I would have hit that damn dog if that little bastard hadn't gotten in the way," he chuckled. "Can't you get the kids to play in the street or somethin...

A Day in the Life of an Angel

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman

The time is 2009. The place is the city of Boston, Massachusetts. The protagonist is none other than yours truly, of course. My name is Hazel. I'm a fallen Archangel and one of the most powerful ones out there. Like all of my fallen brethren, I have had to adapt to life on the planet Earth. Angels fall from Grace for different reasons. The First Wave of the...