Cousin Fart Stories

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Nobody Wants An Old Man

by Mr_Magnificet on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

1st story [never submitted] 2nd story - "Panty Puzzle" 3rd story - "Nobody wants an old man" "Why do you put up with her?" My first born was almost scolding me. "Just move out." He and his wife, Tashnika, had taken me out for lunch when I got a phone call from my wife. She knew where I was and who I was with but she just didn't give a shit....

Ivory Tower

by cpete on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Special thanks to Mikothebaby, who almost lost a keyboard and monitor editing this story. All and any errors are mine. ++++++++ "Toasters kill more people than sharks." This was my sister-in-law Beth talking. I saw my wife roll her eyes at Beth's' statement. "No really it's true! I read on the internet that last year over 150 people died in toaster relat...

Club Pick Ups

by lissylover1 on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives

After our little Christmas fling, Lissy and I sat down for a heart-to-heart discussion about our marriage and where we were headed as a couple. We both aired all our dirty laundry. She obviously knew about my encounter with Lexi as well as the times I'd slept with her mother and her best friend Tina, but she wasn't aware about my sexual transgressions with m...

Thunder Follows Lightning

by gauchecritic on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story has been submitted as part of the RAINY DAY STORY CHALLENGE set on the Author Hangout Discussion Forum. All criteria and build up can be viewed through this link: RAINY DAY STORY CHALLENGE THREAD * * * * * I once new a girl whose parents called all 5 of their kids pretty weird names. Well, weird to me anyway. Well put it this wa...

Bounty Hunter's Demise

by teddy2horse on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

With great respect for the Constables of Nueces County, Texas. I've been out of pocket for quite a while so I haven't posted any stories. Hope y'all like this one. Teddy TwoHorse. * Depending on who you talk to, Bounty Hunters are either a particularly odious form of life, scavenging on the dregs of civilized people, or they're useful predators, taking...

Water the Fire

by LawrenceD on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Sirens and the rule of law rang out from up over the hill. Couldn't be so divine as to bludgeon the heat of August nor smother the vengeful Despréaux fire, but the rain was a sudden blessing. All the lady angels in heaven, resplendent in their shimmering see-through gowns, must have been running through the sprinklers on God's lawn. Mud squished bet...

The Harem's Lessons Ch. 04

by Littlest_Terror on Sep 15, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The fever had lasted two days. The wounds on the harem woman's back had turned bright red with infection, and Cayn had been forced to use much of their limited water supply to clean them. Having spent so much of his life in the field, bandaging her wounds with the tattered remains of her clothing was second nature to him. His own tunic was all he had to clot...

Hotel Everything

by ginapage on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Dayamn....baby.....folks gettin' their freak on up in here!" I said stunned at the activities that were going on from wall to wall. "I don't know about this Kat. This seems a little too out there for me." Don whispered in my ear.....clutching my hand. Don had been my boyfriend since high school. We've always been open to try new things sexually....but I wa...

A Special Girl

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Steven Brun. I'm a young Black guy living in the city of Boston. I recently graduated from high school and started college. I go to Boston College. It's a school full of rich white kids but I'm liking it so far. The city is big, much bigger than the small town that I came from. I'm from Fitchburg, by the way. I...

Training of Melissa Ch. 01

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

Melissa punched in as usual for her day job, yawning in spite of the energy drinks that she guzzled to stay alert. Her other profession was an open secret, but as long as it didn't interfere with her performance at this one, none of her supervisors would take any notice of it. She was popular with many of her colleagues, after all. There were exceptions, of...