What Did You Do Friday Night? I Got Laid Based on the movie GO Part I: Ronna & Manny Disclaimer: I did not come up with the characters personalities or descriptions. GO is on video on Tri-Star/Columbia Home Video and is rated R and a very funny movie, I recommend you to see it. * * * * * RONNA: I was working at the cash register on December 24 and it...
When you're bored at a party and somebody comes up to you and says, "Let's have an orgy," there is only one logical response: "Round up the rest of the people. I'll be waiting in the bedroom." That's not how it happened at all actually. It was an accident. It had been seven years since I'd seen Adam. We were friends in Winnipeg but nothing more. Lack of int...
I awoke the next morning in the kind of glorious haze you only get after fucking an Asian lesbian in the ass. You really must try it sometime. I didn't even bother to get out of bed until my over-full bladder insisted, and even then I didn't get dressed. In fact, apart from a few phone calls to my partners about Bev's proposal, I didn't do jack that day. Re...
The next morning, about ten, a cross-town courier showed up with the papers on the Victory Warehouse complex, just as I wanted them. There was a hand-written note from the geezer thanking me "for my patience". A two hundred dollar blowjob had saved me ten grand, and had gotten a two million dollar renovation project going. If that isn't great "risk managemen...
I would just like to say, on the record, that most men are pussies. Oh sure, they talk real big and fuck real hard (when they want to anyway) but all it takes to reduce one to putty is the slip of a nipple or, if you're feeling a little meaner, one quick comment about his inability to make you cum more than once. Low blow? Bull shit. What's the point in havi...
Giggling a naughty grin as Scott pulled the needle from my arm, I turned onto my hands and knees. I love fucking on heroin, and as Scott and Jamaal's hands explored my body, my back, my ass, the dope hit me fast. I was naked and horny and well-paid for my efforts tonight, come what may--money had exchanged hands, introductions had been made, and after a few...
Chapter 6: "Beauty and the Beast" Jenny Summers, devoted wife (devoted to black cock) and mother (of a teenage slut for black cocks) crept down the stairs with her big, black baseball bat (which had just been inside her pussy moments earlier). She stepped softly, but still her enormous breasts and round ass jiggled about sexily beneath her see-through night...
Anyone who's lived a few years comes to realize that the cold, harsh world we live in isn't designed for the meek and the mild mannered. Jesus had a soft-spoken disposition. Look what happened to him. When it comes to suffering I'd rather leave it to others, thank you very much. But every once in a great while balance is restored to the cosmos. The loser at...