Last week I was sitting at my desk at work when my secretary buzzed through to tell me that there was a telephone call from my girlfriend, and did I want to take it? I told her to put it through straight away. As I picked up the phone I heard my girlfriend Sue say in a rather husky breathless voice "Jason's just leaving now, you'd better come home quickly."...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real This is a combo fuck parody series of two of my favorite sitcoms Friends and King Of Queens... I play myself an amateur pornstar/producer... I live with my friend Joey from Friends... I intertwine characters from both shows as we all interact in both locations... It takes place in 2003 I had a pretty normal day for me...
You have always had a taste for exploring old abandoned buildings and when you heard about a Hall of Mirrors that was not too far from where you live you could not pass it up. Of course the last thing you had expected when you went in there was to find a door between dimensions. One minute you where in a dank old building and the next you where stepping out...
"Pina Colada" Saul and Kevin came back to the cabin and started stripping off their Sunday best clothes. Saul checked out his chest hair in the mirror as Kevin sniffed his pits. The face Kevin made was like Lucille Ball's look whenever she was in a sticky situation! He picked up his clothes and went to the end of the cabin to put them in the hamper. Saul f...
To the readers: This is not a true story, but it is a dream I had a few nights ago and wanted to have it in writing. I would love for this to come true someday. Enjoy! * I was visiting my friend Kim in Tennessee and we had planned on attending the Trace Adkins concert in her town one night of my visit. The day arrived and we were both very excited. She had...
I was happy, perfectly content, with my wife, Joan, that is, until she lost 100 pounds. We had a good life as man and wife, a life that was centered around food and the kitchen. Truly, is there anything else in life? Only, all that changed with daytime and reality TV. I built her a custom kitchen with a big island and loads of granite countertops and work...
"Hey, honey, you ever had a creampie before?" "Not yet - I've thought about it," I replied tentatively. "You don't know what you're missing! I think we'd get along real good - I saw it in your eyes. Whatta you think?" She looked at me with big eyes. It was a put-on attempt at sincerity, we both knew that. But her eyes did convey a sensuousness, an excitem...
Thanks to The Costermonger, Hale1 and Findegil for their editing. ***** Q was out of town for two weeks. That's my wife. Her name really isn't "Q," it's Monique, but that's what I call her. It just developed, don't ask me how, but she loves it. I call everyone I care about little pet names. I was enjoying my two weeks of freedom. I was eating. Meat, lots...
When I woke up this morning the last thing I imagined was that I would be having dessert for dinner. But then I am jumping ahead…. It’s always tough to wake up one morning to discover you are suddenly 35. Luckily a well kept 35. My body is still shapely, my 42D breasts still fighting off the effects of gravity and age. Auburn hair with sun licked blondish h...
"Look, Jim," Ann said to her husband as she pointed to the advertisement she had just found on "Swingers' Rendezvous", an internet site they frequented. "They look like a fun couple. The woman even looks something like me." "You're prettier," he answered, before looking at the image on the screen. Jim didn't change his evaluation, but he did agree to the...