* * * * * Click Here to listen: .mp3 format or .ogg format. (7.5 min/mp3) * * * * * I didn't want to go to a lot of trouble this year, so instead of a birthday cake, I decided to make this recipe, which I thought would be easier. It was a little while before I realised what it was I was making! and then it seemed so funny I thought I better write it up....
This story was inspired by Jasper Carrott. I’ll bet that this is the only story in the entire Lit index that contains those words. Thanks go to the Brummie comedian for giving me this idea. Remember to vote and to send feedback before you leave. Remember, if you want to read more, then you have to be nice to me. My writing is fuelled by my ego. If you liked...
Neapolitan is the first word that comes to mind. The chocolate of my skin, the shocking pink of my tongue, and the suggestively creamy white of the vanilla ice cream. No more than two seconds, really – but it's already got you hard, thinking of what else is pink and brown and likely to be spread with cream. My sundress is unremarkable – you've seen a hundr...
The store was quiet and I had about fifteen minutes before my shift was over. Jeremy, the manager, had asked if I could straighten up the frozen department for him and, as much as I didn't want to, I still agreed. I started by the frozen pizzas and made my way to the other side of the aisle; the side that had ice cream. Surprisingly, the ice cream wasn't the...
She lay there her body full of burning desire for sensual attention. She smiled hopefully at the two delightful men in the room with her; she felt herself become wet in anticipation of what might be. I jumped on the bed; a glint in lust filled playfulness twinkling in my eyes; I had something very special planned for my two favorite beautiful people tonight....
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I'm a 23 year old female living in a suburban area. My neighbour is a good looking guy in his early 40ies who lives alone. We never said more than mere hellos when we bumped into each other by our short fence which separates our backyard. It was a hot afternoon and I was taking a quick dip in the pool after waxing all of my pussy hair off, I love the idea...
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I am about to describe what I do when I eat Magnum Ice Cream. If you do not know what a Magnum looks like google it. When I get a Magnum I unwrap it slowly. It is either Magnum classic or Magnum Strawberry Vision. I take the wooden handle and first smell the chocolate. The whiff of chocolate makes my mouth water. I start at the front where there is usually...
Zed slowly turned the corner with his van and slowly headed down the street, carefully watching for any children in the area. The music blaring on his loudspeakers had cycled for what must have been the five hundredth time that day and Zed was sick of it. The day had been slow, boring in fact and the asinine music was gouging a hole in his head. He had sold...