"Happy anniversary, darling." My wife Joan raised a glass of champagne above the table in our favorite French restaurant. The candlelight glinted on the bubbles in the wine. I touched my glass to hers. "Happy anniversary--has it really been five years?" "Mmmmm. . . Five great ones--and many more to come, if I have anything to say about it." She smiled and s...
For next few months, everything was going well, for me personally and with Maggie, Tom & Bob. Bob kept some clothes at my house and spends time with me whenever he isn't traveling for work. It feels real nice feeling a naked man in bed with me. One weekend, Bob was able to stay both days and we planned on having a great time. Maggie called on Saturday jus...
For the past few days I have been in a state of euphoria with all the sex I have gotten. So far, everything had been great, thanks to Nick. This one night Nick was out and it was me and Bob home alone. That night Bob said to me, "Jo, you seem to be much more relaxed these last few days, like you have been sexually satisfied. What's going on?" I looked at...
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
Anna Kendrick's Wild Night (With Jessica Chastain, Hailee Steinfeld) DISCLAIMER: The following story is based purely on sexual fantasy. The author of this piece has no relationship, professional or personal, with any of the subjects and all of the following events are purely fictitious. The hustle and bustle of the Odeon Steakhouse almost made Anna want t...
My name is Doug and my fiance's name is Brenda. We are both in our late 20's and have been living together for awhile now and set our wedding date for three months from today. Time flew by as we made all the arrangements for our small private ceremony and reception and the day was almost here. Now, before I go further, let me tell you something about ourse...
Suzanne I spent a leisurely week, catching up on my laundry, shopping, and other household chores I had been ignoring while I had been doing my best to 'service' the horny ladies of the neighborhood. At about seven on Friday evening, there was a knock at my door, and when I opened it, there was Suzanne. She looked like an older hippie chick, about 5' 6", wi...
My name is Anna and I'm a 39 year old married mother of one. I have been married to Matthew for 16 wonderful years. It has been nothing short of magnificent, our love gets better and better as each day passes. There isn't a better husband or father on this planet. We have one son named Mason, who just turned 18. I'm going to tell you a story about a night th...
The plane touched down softly on the tarmac while I gazed out the window next to my seat. The flight, or should i say flights, had been an absolute mess and I was exhausted. Despite this i hadn't slept at all for the entire trip. 21 hours since i left Sweden, but I was finally here. South Africa. Durban, South Africa, to be more specific. I had never been t...
THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...