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Alba's phone vibrated in her pocket. Short bursts indicated texts. She shifted her shower caddy to her left hand so that she could pull out her phone with her right. There were two texts from Michael. Text 1: "I know it's short notice but there's a Doctor Who marathon at the indie theatre downtown. It starts tomorrow at 7PM and is 24 hours until Sunday at 7...
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This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * A witch of a fortuneteller tricks a man to be her sexy Valentine. The day before Valentine's Day, I was invited to my friend's house for dinner. As we all hung out together, all my friends were there, as a Valentine's Day party, especially for the kids. I figured they were trying to set me up with so...
Sophie spent many weeks in the apartment, pleasing the Master and the other women he kept in his harem. She had slowly grown accustomed to her highly aroused state, learning to satisfy her urges at more appropriate times and in more appropriate ways (although she never did apologize to Becky). She quickly became one of Eric's mistresses, satisfying him sever...