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The Physical

by A_Nipple_Lover on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Hello Gentle Readers, It has been some time since my last submission, but something happened today that I felt needed to be shared. OK, actually I wanted to shout it from the rooftop, but discretion kept me from doing that. It has been several years since I have had an "annual" physical exam, and being now honestly middle age, it was very much due. I was...

The Fountain of Youth Ch. 00: Prologue

by thetristantomes on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I deleted this a while ago. Was a bit frightened. Now I'm putting it back up with some changes. This is (likely) a three part series of stories. ***** The year 2016 was an extraordinary year. It was a year of chaos and confusion. Fear and fervour were the emotions of the time. Bombastic and hardline attitudes became the norm of politicians. Common people...

Re: Your Brains

by JukeboxEMCSA on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Memorandum From: Robert McIntosh To: Jodi Reinsdorf CC: Human Resources Re: Your Brains Jodi, this is Bob, from down the hall. Just wanted to interface with you on a dialogue point regarding your recent objections to the new Client Relations Initiative, and get your 360-degree feedback on the proposal I brought to your attention a couple of hours ago....

The Second Sexual Revolution

by wrdonway on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Many things about sex have intrigued and excited me, but, until recently one of them has not been the topic 'sex and aging.' That may be changing; I am writing this article on my seventieth birthday. It is not a topic easy to avoid. Sex and aging appears in one formulation or another, month after month, on the covers of magazines about men's health, women's...

Ready to Pop Ch. 01

by Dmnoid on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

I was a whale. My stomach was huge, and covered with stretchmarks. My bellybutton looked like a distended alien orifice. My tits had swollen to a huge size, and dripped milk at the most inopportune times. I was in misery. Worse yet, I'd had serious complications, and with the pregnancy related hypertension and diabetes, I had been admitted to the hospital....

How Sex Really Works

by blozo on May 30, 2018
Reviews & Essays

Hi All, Blozo here. I'm a fat old retired Registered Nurse who hasn't had an erection in ten years. I write some pretty wild fiction. And I use a lot of descriptions that other authors use too. It never fails that someone in the comments section gets all bent out of shape about the fact, and I hereby stipulate that it is a fact, that what I'm describing...

Bodypainting

by ColorfulFantasies on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I was always fascinated by body painting. I found very interesting and exciting a beautiful woman completely naked, having painting on her, with every part of her visible, having the illusion, that she's not entirely nude. Although I do not consider myself an artist, I like to paint and make various computer graphics. Once I had a chat on this with a frien...

That Doesn't Fly

by amyyum on May 6, 2019
Loving Wives

This story is about an unacceptable circumstance that arose in my marriage and workplace, not a damaged drone. It's about what some people think that they can get away with if you act pleasant and charming most of your life; and how they can be so misguided as to think that. I'm Amy Stone, nee Brach, a reasonably intelligent, reasonably attractive woman in...

Rhapsody in the Rain

by trigudis on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

The day started off normal enough. Well, normal enough for Melissa Holbrook, if for no one else, including Michael Edward Deford, her riding buddy. Suddenly she stopped peddling, jumped off her bike and sprinted over to a man walking his dog as he puffed on a cigarette. "Excuse me, but don't you know that smoking causes lung cancer and heart disease? Not to...

Mary's Pills

by alias_the_archangel on Sep 13, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

Inspired in part by EdMiller's "A Cure for Hypertension" I knew it was going to be a special day the moment I saw the outfit Mistress had laid out for me. It turned out that it wasn't just the day, but the entire weekend that I would never forget. As I pulled the latex halter piece over my head, I reflected back on the past six months, and just how I wound...