*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
I've always fantasized about viewing a movie in an adult theater just to see if the rumors are true. I fantasize about being approached by multiple men, horny with lust for anonymous sex with me. Men wanting to ravage me, cum in and on me, raw sex, nothing but. I know it sounds sick, nasty and perverted, I don't really give a damn . It's my fantasy. It isn't...
"Hon, you don't mind that I'm going out, do you?" she asked. There was only one answer to reply. --------- continuation ------------ "Well, no", I said. Not sure if she or I knew if I meant I didn't mind that she was going out, or that I didn't want her to go, that I would rush to my book of spells to cancel what I had started. But she gave me no choice an...
It all started from watching groping porn on the internet. One night, I stopped by the local adult theater, a young couple came in behind me, the guy dressed in jeans and shirt, the woman in a sweater dress that left her shoulders bare. After buying tickets, we headed in together, after looking at the choices, they went to one theater, I to a another. 15 mi...
Most of the officers of Female Erotic Police Squad enlist in the service to catch criminals. But there are also some who do it for sex. Physical love is the modern way to fight crime, but it does not necessarily mean that sex should be considered merely a tool. As long as an officer fulfilled her duties properly there was no reason for her not to take additi...
Someone asked me why I'm a Queen, and I guess it's because I love being in a pair of high heels and lipstick, making out naked with a guy and kneeling or squatting to suck his cock in some filthy adult store video arcade booth, while he works my tits over with a pair of strong fingers until I wanna yelp in pain. And the hot feeling of him wanting to fuck me...
This is a true story. Feel free to comment if you've had similar experiences or fantasies. * It was bound to happen. I had dressed for months in secret. Going even further, shaving my legs, chest, genitals and bottom. Hiding my newly acquired heels & stocking from my significant other. I had felt it for months. The drag of the same routine. Dressing, ridin...
After modeling naked for women that he knew, years later, modeling nude while in college brought back fond masturbation memories. Author's Note: This is a true story about Dave, a proud crossdresser who goes by the name of Kelly when he's dressed as a woman. A submissive male with a medium build and feminine features, at 5'6" tall, when dressed in drag, mo...
It was just like any other day, the only difference was her husband was out of town for a few days and the kids were going to her mom's, so she knew she had some time all to herself. She must have been excited about the freedom she was going to get even if it was for just a couple of days; it was a very welcomed break. Her friends already knew she had some f...
"My husband is a fucking asshole. Stop pulling your peckers ladies and turn me into a cum dumpster!" That declaration came from an extremely pissed off woman. Her appearance jumpstarted an evening of pure hedonism for all of us at the First Avenue Adult Emporium. I've had my share of memorable experiences in my friend's adult book store, but nothing like w...