Now I’m not one to speak badly of celebrities but in my line of work you see a very different side to them than they put on display for their many fans and admirers. And let me tell you, some of them aren’t averse to using their celebrity status to get what they want, especially when it comes to good old sex and satisfaction. No, I’m not a bodyguard, or a...
It was a particularly cold day, in the middle of November. I borrowing a friend's cabin for 2 weeks, wanting to get everything setup before hunting season began. I went to the cabin, and noticed a few things were out of repair. This year was special, this year elk and deer season overlapped. As long as you had tags for both you could hunt either one, but cou...
Why is it when people share stories about losing their virginity, it sounds like a fucking fairy tale? If you just dig a little deeper and you learn the truth is nowhere near close. Oh, and don't get me started on the bullshit stories people write about how when a girl is deflowered by the man of her dreams, making it sound like a loving gesture of passion a...
As I pushed the old Toro, my head pointed straight down, watching drops of sweat bomb the sidewalk. I was pooped from mowing old lady Maloney's lawn on the hottest day this August (duh). I contemplated whether a beer stolen from my dad's stash or a Coke would do best to save my life. "Hey, Fart Face!" "Hey, Plank," I answered almost automatically. My real...
What a crap night out, all the girls are pulling and getting obsessed by Daisy's little encounter the week before where she almost got herself knocked up getting nailed down an alleyway against a wall. So now I'm sitting in a cab home while Rachel is getting fucked against the same wall (yes I checked). Daisy is looking for a repeat and no-one knows where Em...
It was mid week and I was feeling lonely because Steve was away for a week on business. He rang me around six as usual and we chatted, catching up on the day's events. I told him that when I had gotten in from work there had been a message on the answer phone from two of our old friends, Terry and Jake, who were back in the area for a week. They had invited...
I'm sitting here on the edge of the bed, with this lady whose situation most would say was desperate; totally hopeless, helpless and subjugated. In fact, this lady is my wife Asha and she's had four orgasms already and I can see another building inside her, judging by her muted sounds and movements of her hips. So there must be degrees of desperate, hopeless...
Even with the air conditioner on, the sweltering heat outside had John sweating. And it was close to bedtime, but Texas heat wouldn't let up until several months later, if the state was lucky. "How did I know you were here?" John turned to see Madison standing in the doorway. He looked at her, smiled weakly and picked up his drink to hide his delight at...
I love Cyndi, I really do. When we hooked up a good five years ago, I knew she was the one. One of the things that drew me to her was how driven she was. Cyndi always knew what she wanted and always had a plan in mind. She took her professional life VERY seriously. When I met her in our final years of university, Cyndi knew that she wanted to take her histor...
I had called Patty my Prom Queen ever since that fateful night/early morning of her Senior Prom, when everything changed for all of us. The fact that Patty had gotten a date was kind of a shock, since she wasn't the kind of girl that got much attention from the boys. You might think that would be a bit of a blessing for a father, not having to worry about w...