My name is Derrick. I am 26 and I am a plumber. Being a plumber is not a glamorous job. There is nothing I hate more than being elbows deep in another person's shit. Often I find myself asking how I ever got into this in the first place. It was my dad of course. He taught me everything I know, well almost. There is a plus side to being a plumber. First, th...
Monique and Simon had been flirting for months now, and their physical attraction to each other was clear. They had met when she joined his rec league beach volleyball team, an atmosphere where the sexual energy was palpable. Simon was a modern-day player; six foot five with a lean, chiseled frame and model looks. At 33, Monique was six years Simon's senior,...
An author's rant. Hi folks. I know some of you detest author's comments and perhaps think the folly self-indulgent. But I've had many posts that suggest some actually enjoy delving inside my crazed head as I attempt to shed some light on what my story was supposed to achieve. So, for those of you who would like the insight, read on. The rest of you can s...
Melissa was lying by the pool trying to get the last few rays of sun before their trip home. They had driven to San Diego the past Monday and leaving tomorrow, Friday. Overall it had been an OK trip. Dan had been somewhat less grouchy than normal. Joe, her 10 year-old son was behaving himself pretty well, even though he complained there wasn't a lot to do. S...
When my wife Ellen did not want to go to our school's reunion I was a little bit surprised. She had always enjoyed class. Small and bookish at first I was not attracted to her at all, preferring the more overtly sexy girls the school had to offer. Then gradually I came to appreciate her small little nose, curly light brown hair, and blue eyes. Before I knew...
The humor and satire version of a loving wife story. -------- The comment section was full of Roderick's thoughts. Roderick Kaufman, known as "CanSellYou" on the forum, was a prolific writer, and even more prolific critic on the Literotica pages. What really got his goat were the cheating wife stories. He just didn't get them. Why on God's Green Earth woul...
Author's note: This falls under the "satire" portion of this category. This story is dedicated to a select group of people who leave public feedback, many – but not all – of whom share the same name. * I was really looking forward to getting home. It'd been a long-ass day and I was hoping for maybe a little sex with my wife. When they made up that bit a...
This article right here, will make it impossible for women to think that you are bad in bed. No more of those women saying she was bored to death when you were inside of her or her laughing at you when you ask to get inside of her again. No, when you read this, and do what it says, you will be the dick in charge like Ronny Reagan (or was it Nixon). Yeah, if...
Notes to Reader: (1) A lot of this is fiction; much is fact. (2) Cross dressing in marriage is a difficult situation; acceptance of it comprises three entities: husband, wife, couple. (3) Nobody CHOOSES to be a cross dresser, so please don't demean yourself (the reader) by macho dismissal and criticism. Lawyers, plumbers, truckers: anyone can be one. Most...
I woke up in the morning extremely horny and ready for whatever Eric thought he was going to teach me today. I got dressed quickly in a tight white halter crop top and a high waisted baby blue skirt with white lacy panties under. I put my hair in pig tails and applied a pale pink lipstick to my lips. "Hey want a ride to school?" Blake asked as he slung his...