This is a parody... It is not real It was a bright sunny day in The Hamptons. Rachael Ray was having a pool party, for some famous and not famous, friends, at her new beach house, she and husband John had recently bought. Everyone was in swimsuits, drinking, eating and having a great time. Just another normal party amongst friends, right? Not quite. It was...
This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
The Goughster here, teaching y'all to wake up and smell the spunk! "Oh, hallelujah, all our Christmas's have come at once! Thank you, great sage!" Just what the fuck, little fella! You calling me an 'erb? Let me tell ya, little fella, I'm not an aromatic plant whose greyish-green leaves are used as a culinary herb, native to southern Europe and the Medit...
She was a big woman, not fat mind you, but big none the less. She was about 5'11" and probably weighed a muscular 180lbs. Her height garnered attention but not as much as the way she dressed and how she carried herself. She was dressed in a short black leather skirt when I first saw her. A black and red leather corset was tightly laced over her torso to ac...
Average – that's how you would describe 99% of my life. An auditor senior with PWC, 2 bed home in the 'burbs, silver 3 series in the drive. Married for a little over 3 years – cuckolded for nearly a year. A cuckold, for the un-initiated, is a man who allows his wife to 'be' with other men. Thereafter the number of permutations is almost limitless from a kn...
Your darling sammich maker's late for her pig training, so I look her up in my phone. I don't know what pet name you have for your darling wife, but I have her in my phone as 'Gammon Wallet'. Me: 'WTF?' She has sixty seconds to answer, period. No excuses, no exceptions. And she's signed up to it. It's a respect thing; no matter what the little slag wagon's...
This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
Hi there, my names Michael but everyone just calls me Mike, i'm a 46 year old guy, i was an average guy living an average life, married to the love of my life, her name is Samantha. Shes my high school sweetheart, we dated all through high school then when we graduated we got married. She still has a smoking hot body, even all these years later, she works ou...
Many thanks to Techsan for editing this story. * It was a busy Saturday at the supermarket in our small Scandinavian town. Short of parking spaces at the supermarket as usual when my wife and I went there to shop. I did as usual; instead of driving around and searching, I stopped my Toyota Rav4 in a strategic place and when a space became empty, I usually...
As Sam, my beautiful love walked down the isle, only minutes away from becoming my wife, I knew she was everything I had ever wanted. She was intelligent, wonderful, kind, sexy and so full of life. In many ways I still couldn't believe that this amazing, petite, half Spanish model had fallen so deeply for me. It was a dream come true and as she walked toward...