IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody. My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
Fred lay on his back on his palatial bed. He was lying naked. His body freshly oiled and taut after the workout. His big thick cock was erect and throbbing. He had a glass of champagne in his hand and was sipping it gently, savoring the dry fruity taste of and the sight in front of him. Standing over his naked body was Jenna, the dirtiest, nastiest slut in...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
I was enjoying a lazy day at home when my husband called me up. He asked if I was up to going out to the bar that night, and maybe spending the night. Since both of us had been working an insane amount for the last year almost, I jumped at the chance. Late in the afternoon, I started driving towards the town we were going to spend the night in. I was dress...
Susan is a young woman I work with in a city centre firm. She is quite pretty in a girl-next-door way with brunette hair and a pretty nice figure. Not a model but easy on the eye. She had only been married less than a year so I was surprised when, upon one of our smoke breaks she said she was seething at her husband. I was not privy to her personal life but...
[Part of a continuing series of stories that at some point I plan to reorganize into one. Thanks to Dazmine.] *** I eventually found out that Dom's full name was Dominic, but it might as well have been Dominate. From the moment I encountered him at the glory hole in a local adult book store, through becoming a cum dump for him and his friends, I slowly bec...
This is a true story. All the sex that is and the relationship. What embellishments I have provided are to draw the story out a bit more, add a bit of filler. All characters' names and ages and locations have been changed. Every character is over 18 years of age. *** I met Adele 10 years or so ago at BDSM Munch. We were each with other partners, but it was...
***** Chloe lit a cigarette and rolled down her window. The slim blonde valued her time alone; she sometimes felt that she couldn't be completely herself around others. All the boys who were entranced by her notoriously tight and shapely bum just didn't understand the girl who sat on it. She wears a pair of tiny denim short shorts which hug her shapely ye...
It was 6:30 am as I left my home as usual. I got in my car and headed off in the direction of my workplace, only today would be different. I had booked a day of annual leave unbeknownst to my wife. I was finally going to meet someone whom I had never met before. We had become good friends' online; very close and intimate friends in fact discussing sex and tr...