(author's note: I wrote this at 18 years old, and even then it was meant only as a humorous satire.) My name is The Red Goblin. I travel the world battling capitalism. The media calls me a super-villain but I consider that to be capitalist propaganda. One day, about a year ago, I glided into Hollywood on my red broomstick-glider. I passed a baby in a strol...
Carol sighed and sat back. Master had told her to wait for him at the café, and she had done so for the last fifteen minutes. Was he late? Did he even remember this at all? Carol's mind was Not that she could blame him. After all, they had only mailed and, once in a while, used Skype. During those conversations she had confessed her most hidden secrets, and...
The crowd was roaring as Jim played his final solo, his hair slick and black, his shirt long discarded, his abdomen still taut after all these years. Penny tried to stop herself thinking of the solitary night they'd spent together all those years ago, when she was little more than a groupie following him back to his hotel room. She tried not to think of that...
Author's Note: Hey there, I was wondering...is anyone tired of reading these centaur stories yet? I only ask because I have one or two more lined up and I plan on writing them. The matter of my posting them all hangs on if you the reader wish more of these mythical creatures. If your answer is yes, do post your answers along with any comments/etc on the co...
Jazmin woke up the next morning at 11am, 2 hours before she had to be at work. She wanted to be at work an hour early because of preparation for her presentation. She noticed that she was laying in bed alone. Looking around the room, she got her bearings, lying back she remembered the night before and smiled to herself. She got up and did her normal morning...
He's standing there, looking me in the eyes, sniffing my panties in his one hand, the other one still holding a bloody knife. I feel the burning of the wounds he inflicted on me, a cross going above my belly button all the way to my breasts carved with the very knife he's holding. I can't even scream... *BEEP BEEP BEEP* For the first time in a long period of...
We'll start writing right away. DICK GIRLS AHOY!What's next? The Barbaric Archipelago (How to Train Your Dragon) Motunui (Moana) Arendelle (Frozen) Middleton (Kim Possible) Quantic Universe The Human World (My Little Pony) Equestria (My Little Pony) The Tardis (Doctor Who) Coruscant (Star Wars Clone Wars) Quahog (Family Guy) Hogwarts (Harry Potter) The fles...
If you haven't read the earlier chapters you really ought to go back and read them now. If you don't, you'll be guessing how it started, when you ought to be guessing how it will end. In case you missed my earlier warnings, there isn't any explicit sex in this story. Hans ***** The investigation went on, and meanwhile things got busy again at the lab. It...
The Monster Island Sea was largely ignored by the great naval powers of the world. It was too far away and too dangerous. The Canine Empire was far to the west, the Feline Theocracy began leagues to the east and the Equine Collective positioned far to the north. The sea had temptation though. Each of the three powers denied engaging in any trade with one an...
Being a being of unlimited power was so.. so boring. Thanks to the rules of the universe, there was unfortunately not much you do to keep yourself entertained. You had a fun time watching being's but they only could keep your attention for a short time. You would something times make a small little alternate universe but that could only be done for a limited...