I put the uniform on as I always did. Except, that night I did those little things that make a woman feel different. The long bath, soaking for at least an hour in my favourite scent, the one that made my partner erect at the first smell. The new black knickers and matching bra that I had just bought, the set had cost me almost a full week’s wages. A lot o...
The voices were low, a small buzz that paired with the organ music. I watched as my Aunt Helen dabbed her eyes and wailed, "Oh, he looks so natural!" Natural! I looked dead! Never mind, her heart was in the right place. Looking down on myself in my coffin, I wondered how I had come to this. It brought back the old Three Stooges line, "Dead! I don't want to b...
Copyright 1998 Del Edwards (a nom de plume) I was already lying face up on the operating table wearing just my briefs when Joan Higley, the nurse who had gone over the paperwork with me, reappeared at my side. "You were right. There are three sites to be excised, not two," she said as she held up the clipboard with the release form attached. "I just liste...
Wilma stared is dismay at what her lawn had come too. Yellowish patches echoed the vileness of her gardening life. Dandelions scattered through her soul. And yet the 2-4-D rested unused in a cupboard in the garage. The lawn became a symbol of her insipid agricultural life, which seemed to wilt and die for lack of attention. Even the shortest of short shorts...
*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
Jennifer was nearly eight months pregnant. In the early stages she had felt fat and frumpy, not that she was any bigger than what was usual for that stage or pregnancy. She felt that way because people were unable to determine whether she was actually pregnant, the evidence was not yet pronounced enough. She cringed at the thought of strangers viewing her as...
"That bikini looks good on you, little girl," Came a voice over the phone that echoed loudly in the empty and quiet bathroom. The young girl on the other end of it looked directly at the phone, leaning against a shampoo bottle on the counter, pointing directly towards her. "Thank you," Came a quiet reply in a girlish voice, sounding very nervous and unsure...
"It doesn't seem like you, dear." Mrs. Von Bierbauer smiled at Orelle, who stared shamefacedly at the floor. "I-I'm so sorry, Mrs. Von Bierbauer, that you found that on your computer. My Ipad is out of whack right now. I don't think it will cause a virus or anything. Mrs. Von Bierbauer cocked her head and looked at Orelle closely. All that gorgeous thick h...
NOTE: Each of the characters in this story is 18 or older. *** When Emma Heart woke up on the 13th day of February, she was fairly confident she understood the world around her. The president was a dick, the teachers at her school were mostly dicks, she had a dick, things like that were all classified as "fact". Right alongside these statements were the f...
Lisa and I had been married about 5 years when things changed in such an amazing way. As with many couples who've been together for a bit, our sex life was fine, but lacked much in the way of excitement. We had experimented with toys and told each other some fantasies along the way, but nothing really came of the fantasy thing. Lisa is what most these days...