The following is, as they say in the movie ads, based on a true story. The details and the ending have been invented. However, the author's role in the actual event was essentially the same as the narrator's role in the story. Of course, any similarities to any real persons, places, or institutions are coincidental and unintended. ***** Most of the silly t...
May 2008. Beulah United Methodist Church. Bowling Green, Ohio. The old Dairy Queen was located half a mile from downtown Bowling Green on Wooster St., next to the old railroad track. Most people in the area lived out on farms, earning a living from modest harvests, or unemployment benefits, though some owned shops downtown, and some manned those storefront...
Whoever it was at the dairy door is gone now, the dairy boy comes back and gives Jan a long hard kiss with his tongue playing with hers. Then he suddenly brings his hands to her head and covers her eyes with something, then grabs her hands and secures them behind her with what feels like plastic zip ties. Before Jan can ask why, he tells her his boss saw wha...
2. Cowgirl Anatomy While cowgirls retain the majority of the physical and biological characteristics of human females, there are certain aspects of cowgirl anatomy that separate them from the average woman. Some aspects are obvious to even the most casual observer, while others are more subtle and can go unnoticed by those who are unacquainted with the indu...
Our 2018 Christmas Letter Greetings friends and relatives! Before we forget like we did last year, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Kwanzaa, and anything else for which alternate side of the street parking rules are suspended! 2018 has been a momentous year for the Smithers family. Bill has been working hard, often very hard, when he has a job, an...
All of Jack's close family were gathered around him at the reception following his graduation from college. It had taken him five years but he graduated with a double major, taking degrees in Landscape Architecture and Business Management. During his college days he also managed to obtain a Master Gardener's certificate. His father shook his hand then said,...
The first installment in this series was based on a true story. Once again, I've fallen in love with one of my characters and can't leave well enough alone. This installment draws on some actual events which I've witnessed or participated in. However, this is completely a work of fiction. As always, any similarities to any real persons, places, or institutio...
Lemaringouin. Translation by Pimanko A Day at the Office It had been three weeks since Stephanie had left the dairy. She did as best as she could to express milk from her breasts, but she was unable to achieve the ecstasy she had experienced there. She had thoroughly and vigorously rubbed her clitoris and used dildos assiduously. Nothing worked. She was ve...
A tribute to 'I Kissed a Girl' by Katy Perry released 2008. * Dear Diary, I'm sorry I've taken so long to write in you but it's been such a busy fun filled weekend I just didn't have time. With both my bbf Kimberly and me turning eighteen this weekend, it all just turned into one big party. When Kimmy's parents had to leave town on her birthday they felt s...
Disclaimer: All individuals in this story are eighteen or older. This is intended as a work of fiction, not a legitimate instruction manual. The author does not condone sexual acts with non-consenting participants. Please enjoy. Constructive feedback is appreciated. The Unofficial Cowgirl Guide Preface: Congratulations on your decision to enter the human...