Fair warning, this is going to be a long one. I need the space to develop all of the characters that come and go through the story. As you can probably tell from the title I adapted the idea from Hemingway. His characters have major nerd tendencies and I find that interesting. I write about places where I've been and things that I've done. That's the case...
FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FACIAL FUCK PARODY I've been having a wonderful time running ESPN. I was hired by Disney to revamp the Worldwide Leader In Sports. I already had an idea of the inner workings of the cable giant. I have a couple of fuck buddies here... Linda Cohn and Maria Taylor... and my girlfriend Sarah Spain. I knew what I needed to do, to jack up ra...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My name is Dick. I took over, as the new President of ESPN, recently. I wanted to make BIG changes and I certainly did. We all know sex sells and I wanted to take that to the extreme here at ESPN. I instituted some very controversial, yet very effective, programming changes and rules here at the Worldwide Leader In S...
THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...
"He gives you a tender kiss And you can't even hear them no more - All the voices of choices Now only one road remains..." -Mark Cohn Strangers in a Car The partygoers from the office had moved outside leaving just him and her in the living room of her house. They were a generation apart. He was 42 and she 21. He sat in an overstuffe...
The bathroom door opened, and Wenceslas Octavian Meatowski emerged, a satiated man. Jeez, getting my dick sucked twice in about forty-five minutes. Hugh had taken Meat to see a priest that was really different from Father Bendetti. But he wasn't sure, still whether or not this was some kinda sin. He did know that the Roy Cohn guy was freaky for other reason...
Percy Seaton, A tall handsome man, in his 30s, clearly successful, dressed in a dapper suit sat back on his office chair behind his large oaken desk. Behind him was a large window that gave an impeccable view of the entire sprawling metropolis. Art pieces that projected wealth and power adorned his walls. A full bar of fine liquors was to the left of him and...
*BEEP BEEP BEEP* Danielle startled awake to the sound of her alarm and quickly turned it off. She slowly made her way to the shower cursing herself for staying up so late the night before. She stepped in the shower and let the warm water run over her head before lathering up. After stepping out of the shower she dried off in front of the mirror and rubbed...
"You'd make the perfect angel Danielle! Just try it on," Katie encouraged. "It looks kinda silly," Danielle replied. "Well duh! You're not supposed to wear underwear with it." "Isn't that... well... kinda slutty?" Danielle asked hesitantly. "Well on a normal day, yes. But, on Halloween the normal rules don't apply," Katie said. "I guess you're right," D...
"What a beautiful day" Danielle thought to herself as she set her towel down by the pool. It was the first really hot day of the year and Katie invited Danielle for a tanning session at her pool. "Thanks for coming Danielle," Katie said. "It's so nice to just have a lazy day and get some sun." "Yeah, and a perfect day to show off my new bikini!" Danie...