"Are you hungry? Of course you are. If I ask and answer that does not count as one of my questions, does it?" "No, it doesn't, she said, but the question when you asked me if it counted, does. My turn. And yes, I am hungry, feed me." The restaurant was quaint and not busy at all. They had some clam chowder, always seems like something you should at the coa...
"Wake up Tom." "Huh? Wha...?" Zach Pedigo jumped to attention as he found Heidi Baker kneeling over his slumbering form patting his chest. Trying to focus at the daylight from her skylight above he winces and sits up rapidly, "SHIT! What time is it?" "Relax! I have your back Daddio. I knew you had to get up for work so I set your alarm clock to wake me up...
"Get a move on Pedigo, I wanna go home before I clock back in tomorrow." "Tall order Munchkin." Zach Pedigo laughed at his co-worker and site boss the adorably spunky Stormy Belair. She being a midget the heckle went over like a brick. "Tom Hardy har har!" She replied connecting his resemblance to the actor. "Don't make me use that dick of yours as a step...
One upon a time, long long ago, in a land far far away from here, there lived a handsome young prince and his mother. In a castle, of course. Where else would a handsome young prince live? The old queen had one wish before she died – she wanted her handsome young son to marry a princess. But it had to be a real princess. No fakers need apply. The handsome yo...
Dianna, Lynn, and I were close friends. We were a sort of three Musketeers: we hung out together, we drank, we hiked together, we paddled sea kayaks together. Lynn was my wife; Dianna often joked that she was my second wife. Sure, I would say, all of the headaches and none of the pleasure. Lynn and I were a match made in heaven. Everything in life that was...
Prologue: Many centuries prior to the events of the story, in the land of Hyrule, many parties sought to enter the mythical Golden Land, where the omnipotent and omniscient Triforce, a relic believed to have the power to grant the utmost wish of the person who touches it, was rumored to be found. Eventually, the thief Ganon managed to successfully do so, tur...
It was a dark and stormy night... No, wait, that's another story. It was a sunny day, and you are Karen Mullins. You're the average, typical college co-ed, with brown hair, B cup breasts, and a cute little ass. Well, maybe not totally average, as you have thus far focused on studying and school work, leaving you a virgin at age 20 whose last date was a frien...
It was a dark and stormy night... Well, not really. It was actually late afternoon on a train in November. He was taking the train, as he normally did, on his business trip to NYC. For this occasion, however, he was a little nervous. He was taking an extra day; a non-business day in the city. The reason for the extra day was to meet someone that he had met...
Chapter 1 Geneve had spent her entire childhood running with the others in her 'adopted family.' As an orphan child she had ended up in a small group of other orphans, some older and some younger. They all had looked out for each other, the only problem was that she was an orphan for a reason - her parents had been murdered because of their standing in the...
It would be over soon, Brent realized. After the wheel had come up on Red, when he'd bet on Black... oohhh! Again! He was losing chips hand over fist! There went his stimulus rebate check, and his mortgage payment...ouch! "I can turn it around..." he hissed, gripping the rim of the table expectantly, amidst the glitz and glitter of the casino floor. And th...