This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * Jilted lover rails on about the expense of Valentine's Day. Have you seen the price of roses? What is that about? Greed, that's what that's about. Between gas prices and food prices that mysteriously escalate every holiday because of the bullshit excuse of supply and demand, they use the same excuse...
On the first day of Valentines, my lover gave to me... She watched from a safe spot as he approached the car. The rose under the wiper blade took him by surprise. He carefully picked it up and read the tag. Yes, it was addressed to him. He leaned to sniff it and there was a slightly familiar fragrance. That was when he realized the rose was silk. Then he to...
Self-preservation was the only thing that forced him out of the bathroom with a hot bath and willing woman. It had all gone down way too fast, and Day needed to breathe away from Beth's scent. "What. Just. Happened?" Day groaned, sitting heavily on the edge of the bed and dropping his arms to his knees. He'd gone from helping someone in need to fucking the...
It was a cold morning, early January in Paris. In a hospital a man was lying in a bed. He was dying, and on his death bed he raved about his lost love, a sweet Polish girl named Agnieszka he had met a few months before. The first day Gregory, as the man's name was, shouted out his undying love for his Agnieszka, whom he had met in the very same town where...
Day 0 – Meeting Edvin, a virgin I was very, very drunk. He was very red in the face, very bald, had a very large smile. He looked like a balloon car salesman. I suppose I should have been more careful but how could I have known what he was? I still don't know what he was. We were talking about women. Well, I suppose we were talking about fucking. I remi...
"You lost the bet, Jer" Carlos said while putting his flat hand over my fist. "Paper beats rock." I frowned, feeling somewhat defeated by my coworker and weekend warrior equivalent. We'd become good friends the past two years. I headed the firm's creative department and Carlos was a media sales head. We were two departmental lions meeting at the watering ho...
Hey everyone, As many of you already know, I had to evacuate China (the country I'd been living in for a few years) a few months back. I decided to go to America since that's where I'm from and where my family is. Whelp, let's just say things didn't settle down and get back to normal. It's been a rough couple of... forever? Feels like forever. Anyway, I...
"We should do something for Earth Day," said Bob, a clerk in a law firm, to his three friends, who sat in their favorite bar drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. "Earth Day? No one celebrates Earth Day," said Mike, an accountant with an accounting firm. "It isn't a real holiday like St. Paddy's Day." "Yeah, Earth Day is a lame holiday right up there w...
Practice makes perfect, you are feeling the benefit now… Some of these prompts will be quite short, many will be more involved, if you are dropping into this series part way through, then you really should start at Day 1 and work your way through them in sequence. I will make it worth your while… Here are some honest feedback responses from listeners you...
This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * Ralph collects his last pair of panties, Valentine's Day panties, to complete his collection. Ralph collects panties. Of course, even though he knew that panties could be a fetish for some men, he assured himself that it wasn't a fetish for him. He never thought he had a panty fetish, that is, until...