by
Buster Hymen
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
As I looked around the office, I noticed that everyone else had called it a day, with the exception of Dan Metallo, the Political Consultant for Rat Sass Online and my personal HTML critic and repairman. Knowing that he holds a personal distaste for attorneys, I figured I'd cheer him up a tad before he went home.
"Hey Danny," I began, yelling across the roo...
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by
My Erotic Tail
on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire
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The story is al fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled tha...
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Chain Stories
DISCLAIMER:
The stories in the "Celebrity" section of Literotica are all fictional parodies - none are true, nor are they approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the...
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by
schreckdog
on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas
Stripper. Escort. Information broker. What do these jobs have in common? They're mine. How did I get them? Well, for safety purposes, let's just say my name is Diamond and this is my story.
Growing up was tough as it is with everyone, but growing up with a poor drunk father and a mom who took his crap day in and day out, well, I knew what I didn't want my l...
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by
My Erotic Tail
on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire
DISCLAIMER:
The story is al fictional parody - it's not true, nor is it approved of by the celebrities named in the stories. Authors write these fictitious stories about famous people for the same reason that Larry Flynt made fun of Jerry Falwell, because they can. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled tha...
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by
torquedtales
on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM
Sensually sadistic, The DOMicile is a theme restaurant in a tucked-away alley deep in the northwest corner of Washington D.C. The restaurant's expensive fare is only outweighed by its disturbing décor and unorthodox service.
In a richly textured atmosphere of low lighting, black velvet furnishings and rich crimson carpet, The DOMicile caters exclusively to...
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by
MzDeviancy
on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers
My stories tend toward the nonconsent/taboo side, but I want to be clear that I'm in no way suggesting that the acts in my stories are okay. Forced sex is a fantasy I enjoy and I write for other similarly minded people. Real rape is ugly and sad, and if it's something you're considering acting out you should seek help.
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Alright, longest disclaimer ever, b...
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Humor & Satire
Wishy Pencildick was an investment banker of note. He liked to hold a piece of the action personally when someone was funding a new exciting business, and that was exactly what the lawyers, Smelliam Fart, and Hasta Toot were presenting to him today.
Airlines come and go. But an airline where everyone rode nude, catering to the swingers of the world, was si...
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by
Floater_320
on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas
***Part 2. With more to come as time goes by. Thank you, and please comment/vote. ~ Floater_320***
God dammit!
You know what pisses me off right now? Life.
When you're born, no one gives you a "how to" manual. Nobody warns you how frustrating and absurd some things in life are. High on that list right now is people.
Let's be realistic. 70% of the people...
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by
Lust4Sex2008
on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives
My wife, Alice, has never seen the need to talk about our relationship especially our sexual relationship. When I first proposed to her on a Caribbean island, after we had dated for a few years, I expressed to her my fantasies, sexual desires, and the need for intimate conversation. I thought she understood and was supportive because she nodded her head and...
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