by
Whispersecret
on Mar 27, 2019
How To
Because Monsieur Roget neglected to include some of the risqué words we writers of erotica need, I've compiled my own short list of synonyms. I hope it is of use to you in your quest to pen tales of literary titillation. (Try and say that ten times fast!)
Please note that not all these synonyms are interchangeable. Neither will any synonym necessarily fi...
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by
HughMungus1
on Mar 18, 2020
Humor & Satire
"And the award for 'Most Prolific Male Swinger' goes to...!"
The tension is so thin, it's anorexic. Onstage, monumental statues of gleaming cocks reach toward a ceiling higher than Ken Kesey.
The female MC ― clad in a dress made of used condoms ― clutches an 18 inch Thuringer sausage, centered between a pair of balls, each the size of a fully-grown human b...
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by
Badlands1
on Oct 20, 2020
Humor & Satire
"And the award for 'Most Prolific Male Swinger' goes to...!"
The tension is so thin, it's anorexic. Onstage, monumental statues of gleaming cocks reach toward a ceiling higher than Ken Kesey.
The female MC ― clad in a dress made of used condoms ― clutches a 28 inch Thuringer Sausage, centered between a pair of balls, each the size of a fully-grown human br...
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by
NormaJane
on Jul 10, 2019
Group Sex
I hope you enjoyed the account of my encounters with Borte, my Mongol Horde, who filled me from her Mongol Hoard. If so, you may like the sequel.
At the lunch-break of the first full day of the course, Borte indicated we could take a few minutes upstairs, and, back in my room, she stripped her knickers, and said, 'Be quickly for my snake, Norma, please.'
T...
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by
Whispersecret
on Sep 12, 2017
How To
What’s so important about choosing the right words?
Even though you have a dynamite idea for an erotic story, if you accept mediocre word choices more often than not, then your writing will be as lifeless as Bob Dole’s dick when he’s missed his Viagra dose.
Every single word has a denotation – a meaning. When you look up a word in the dictionary, you find...
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by
B_Bailey
on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire
Thanks to RNebular for his editing skills. It makes an easier read when someone else proofreads my work. His skills are of a tremendous help.
This is a short story of the life of a Bastard. That would be me. Not much dialogue in the story but a humorous rendition of a guy that could not keep it in his pants. Learning the hard way that maybe he really was a...
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by
R. Richard
on Sep 1, 2017
How To
Affect, used as a verb means to have an influence on or to make a change in. Affect, used as a noun, describes a feeling or emotion.
Effect means to bring about, to initiate.
Usage:
Affect and effect seem to be close in meaning, but there are significant differences.
Affect means to influence. Thus, "Storage in a high temperature and high humidity environ...
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by
flabuf
on Sep 15, 2017
Loving Wives
Hello dear readers. I write again to a special reader. One who chooses to write diatribes rather than honest criticism. It's also for all those who 'comment' anonymously unwilling to use even their Literotica username. And, it's for those who seem to be the hall monitors of the 'Loving wives' section and who cannot for the life of themselves write more than...
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by
Abberlaine
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
John,
I have never heard of such insolent meager behavior that you have reflected in your recent letter to Mistress Sofia. With impulse of repulsive pity I agreed to grace your miserable pretentious existence with a letter; however I feel a tremendous intuition of your incapability to comprehend this act, and I cannot expect any more from an undeserving pie...
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by
sobstory
on Sep 13, 2017
How To
Little-Known Yet Somehow Obvious Tips For Writers
I my experience as both an editor and a writer, I have come across some very common, but little-known, stylistic errors.
One thing that most people don't seem to understand is how to transform everyday, hum-drum, blah writing into something enjoyable.
Most often, the major problems with a story's readabi...
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