There are two things that I love about internet shopping; the fact that you can buy almost anything you want and do so with a high degree of anonymity, and the fact that items bought get delivered direct to your doorstep. Not only is this very convenient, particularly when your purchases are likely to be a little ...unusual; but also it gives you the chance...
"...and I want a side of wings too..." Crystal said. "Got it...is that all?" the man on the other line asked. "Yes." Crystal piped. "Ok, that'll be 12.99. Someone should be there in about 10 minutes." Crystal thanked him and hung up. She sighed nervously and began running through her head what would happen next. After all this was the first time she ha...
Lorelei knocks on Rory's door and says:"Pizza's here!" as she walks towards the front door. Moments later Rory and Paris come out, still debating their college project. Rory pauses the conversation and says:"I'll be right back." About fifteen seconds later she comes back, carrying two large pizza boxes and says:"Mom said to start without her, she's tipping...
The idea started when we were at a huge garage sale in a neighboring town. As soon as I saw the box I knew that it had a lot of potential and that I had to buy it no matter what the price. As I dragged it up the the woman who was running the sale Sam stopped me and asked me what I'd found. I showed her the box and started to pull out the pieces of leather, t...
Starry stood straight and unmoving, her breathing was shallow and only her slight trembling gave her away as being something other than a statue. She had been summoned to her master's room but she knew that it wasn't for his to entertainment. Starry knew that this time she had crossed a boundary and would have to pay the price for her transgression. Her mind...
(Disclaimer: This story is meant to be part of a series that I am starting. However, I was inspired to write out this portion first, while doing none other than playing with my favorite toy.) * While I loved lubing up the rubber replica of Rich's cock and cramming it in to my slick pussy when we were together on Skype (and any other chance I could get), t...
Jenny was this co-owner, along with her husband Jerry, of the Bize newsagents and grocer store on the corner of Strutton street. It was an up and coming business and just six months after opening the couple took on a part time assistant called Angela. And now, a year on, Angela seemed part of the furniture. At the rear of the shop was the store and the ast...
Jake had worked the rest of his shift in a daze. As he pulled into his driveway, he still couldn't believe what had happened with Mrs. Taylor. The thought of a 35 year old woman sucking his dick was unbelievable. He knew he would never be able to tell any of his friends about this because they would think he was lying. He thought about her suggestion for hom...
This story is definitely NOT to be taken seriously - - it's just a silly bit of fun I wanted to get out of my head. As it's the first time I've tried writing in the Humor/Satire category I hope you'll be gentle with me as far as comments or votes go. As always, everyone is 18 or over. † † † † † "Doctor Freeland? Mrs Wilson is here for her appointment." T...
I was happily married, 2 kids 2 dogs living the American dream. She was in a relationship. I was a truck driver that made deliveries to Naval base where she worked. The first time I saw her, she smiled shyly. I knew I had to crack her. I made my move after several weeks. I found her social media page. From there, I found a common interest, an rpg. I sent he...