"Yeah Sue, I'm under fucking house arrest for two weeks. I had no fucking idea it was against the law to urinate and take a shit in the privacy of my neighbor's bush. Mom wasn't home and I had forgotten my house key and I wasn't about to drive all the way back to work to deal with Mr. Potatoehead Alderman. Surprisingly, he isn't going to fire me over my hous...
As a busy executive, I never found time for my family. As a consequence, my first wife divorced me, moved with my children to California, and left my life for good. At first, I tried to maintain a relationship with my children, but they became strangers to me and I to them. There was never enough time to establish a bond. I willingly continue to send alimony...
Each year, in a show of noblesse oblige, John Duncan, publisher of the Daily News and a member of the parish gentry -- for whatever that's worth -- put on the most extravagant Christmas party in newspaperdom. I got to attend two of them, but it's the first one that I remember best. That was where I met Diane, gorgeous wife of my editor, Elliot Barr. Diane w...
The Wall Street Journal ran a small ad about an auction house in New York City auctioning off television memorabilia. As I am a huge TV trivia buff, I figured the auction was worth the ride from Boston, if only from the curiosity point of view. Besides, maybe, I'll learn some inside trivia knowledge that I could use at my next cocktail party. "Did you know...
Ghostly lovers have been recorded through out history, many such stories have been memorialized on film, and one that comes to mind is "Ghost" with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. Whether their real or simply the fantasy of lonely lovers, you may never know unless you have one visit you in some remarkable way! * * * * The events of the past week still seeme...
Indulge in your fantasy and dreams. Enjoy! - My first lesson for the day was Physics, and I was ten minutes early for class. When I arrived, the room only had a few people in it -- all girls -- one of them a middle aged woman dressed in red sitting at the desk in the front of the long room, right in front of the chalkboard. I chose to sit at leftmost ta...
*** The Parking Lot *** 'What's keeping you this morning, Miss Bell?' I thought to myself as I pulled aside the tree limb blocking my view of the teachers' parking lot. Watching her arrive for our first-period biology class was part of my new morning ritual, now that I had found this place of solitude. My secluded spot was behind a tree in the vacant lot be...
Invasion of the Alien Breeding and Boobfucking Slimeworms: A Parody Author's note: the story takes place in the same universe as and is a parody of "Invasion of the Carnivorous Alien Worms" by Doc Dweeb. The story is written with his permission...really. * "It was a late spring day, early evening on a Friday, when people saw what they thought was a shooti...
Yeah, I know how it works. Sex stories are supposed to end in orgiastic, mind-blowing climaxes, where everybody gets their rocks off. But in real life, we all know it doesn't always work out that way. Since the experiences I write about really happened to me, they don't always end in predictable ways. So here's a story about the greatest birthday party of...
Wow, I finally did it, what I've been wanting to do for a long time. I didn't think it would ever be so problematic to find the right time and situation, but I did. And it was so cool. As readers of my other stories already know, my name's Kelly and I'm -- well, let's say I'm young enough to have voted for president for the first time last election (go Bara...