John got up from the couch and headed down to the apartment complex laundry room. He wished that they would get washing machines and dryers right in the apartments like management had promised but he had to do what he had to do. John was in his first year of college and his folks had helped him get this off campus place. He was an accounting major of all th...
My name is Karenna, and I'm a clutz. I've been a clutz since I was a child. I fell so frequently my knees still bear the scars. After a while, my parents learned to ignore the thumps unless I started to cry. Which was seldom; I was usually too busy laughing at myself. My first French kiss, I couldn't figure out how to get my teeth out of the way. Poor guy'...
"You'll never take me, Jake!" Shona flipped her long blonde tresses defiantly. They flailed about in the air for a moment then landed across her face. She picked stray hairs out of her mouth whilst glowering at her would be lover. "Oh, but I will my darling." Jake sauntered towards her, his brow dark with intent. He was a devastatingly handsome man, as bro...
I was making pancakes for my boyfriend when the phone rang. As I spun around to answer it, the spatula knocked into the mixing bowl. The bowl tipped, and gooey pancake batter oozed off the counter, down the cabinet and onto the floor. My boyfriend threw his NASCAR magazine onto the kitchen table and shook his head. "Nice goin', bitch," he said. "Now clean i...
"Yes, Timothy, I've been to dungeons and dominatrixes everywhere" the old man said. "St. Petersburg, Bucharest, Rome, Naples, Athens, Cyprus, Paris, Marseilles, Barcelona, Lima, Munich, Jordan, Abhu Dhabi, and Santiago, and that's all I can recall just now." Tim leaned towards his Great-Uncle Bennett with some interest. They were having coffee at an out...
Ralph Henderson's finger trembled shyly at the doorbell button before he summoned the courage to punch it. He was about to meet his future in-laws. There was the sound of padded feet approaching the door. The door opened to display a well-preserved woman in her middle forties, clad informally in a flimsy nightgown. "You must be Ralph," she whispered in a...
She awoke to the cacophony of keys jangling outside the door of the confinement room. She tried to raise her arms, but they were strapped down. Then she remembered. The fight with the shadow men who had been sent to torment her. The sons of bitches from the National Security Agency who flowed up and down the walls and across the ceiling and kept changing the...
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The newly appointed vicar of Chigwell was a dangerous looking sod, reflected Marcia McNab, church warden and general factotum of the vicar's manse. He looked more like a gypsy than a man of God. Longer than normal black hair curled untidily around his head seeming to indicate that it was as unruly as him. David Rutter also had dark penetrating eyes that were...
LETTER FROM MEMPHIS Dear Shoeblossom: I always thought I was just an ordinary Tennessee farm girl until I graduated from secretarial school and went to Memphis, the big city. My life now is unbelievable! Just yesterday, I was in my short-shorts and high heels, watching poor Aleron scrubbing my floor. She kept looking up at my long legs as she pushed close...