The sanctity of marriage can sometimes lull one into a false sense of security. Dullness can quickly become a by-product of such comfortable apathy. A friend of mine, who became stinking rich simply by renovating lawnmowers and calling them Classics Cutters, is a case in point. It transpired that his idea of absolute bliss was to watch the rugby on the telly...
Mr. Burns was a dork. O.K., perhaps I'm being cruel and a bit insensitive...and even exaggerating. Certainly he would have been considered at least a "Nerd" by today's standards, even though we didn't use the word back then. Most students of today certainly would have considered him so. A math teacher, overly intelligent and always formally dressed which was...
I recently turned 18, the age when I could legally enter an adult only chat room. The web sight that I had been visiting for a year has rooms open to all ages. Now I wanted more. All ages chat about sports, rock music, and movies was becoming dull. I'm a frail boy of 116 pounds, and very little muscle. Some would even say I look a lot like my sister. The he...
The girl shifted nervously, looking around the café again. Cassandra was a pretty girl with short thick chestnut hair, dark brown eyes, was of average height at 5' 6," though slightly on the chubby side. Her eyes once again swept over the café and froze on the tall man standing In the entry way. It was him. It had to be. Jeff made his way confidently to the...
Kim looked around the train carriage . it was after 9pm and she was travelling back from a conference in Manchester. The train compartment only had a few passengers. Two men. A youngster in his late teens. An older man, mid forties and a woman of similar age to Kim. She stretched her legs out and shifted in her seat. Her phone bleeped. A text message for bil...
March 22, 2006, I was in my Aston Martin Vanquish S, cruising up the West Side Highway. It was late night, and I felt like the Knight Rider racing up the freeway. I thought there were no cops in sight so I decided to drive even faster. I was wrong! A cop's flashing red and blue lights and sirens snapped me out of my racing mood and told me to pull over. Fuc...
I had been watching her grow up since she was about 14. Julie's 18th Birthday was just a couple of weeks ago. I had seen her do more adult things for a while now. My view into their backyard gave me the clues I needed. Her mom had led the way. Drinking, wearing provocative clothing, smaller than normal bikinis, Jennifer had shown Julie how to attract attenti...
Business travel was bad enough, but having to take two assistants with me, who were both young and in there 20’s, only made things worse. Let me explain a little, because this sounds like any man’s fantasy come true. Amy was tall and slender, with little shape at all. Her hair was straight and she wore no makeup. She was bright, but rather than using her int...
In 1994 Madonna went to Spain to promote her new album, Bedtime Stories. While on the tour, she decided that her first video off the album would involve bullfighting. While on the shoot in Andulicia, she rented an entire hotel to herself. Two months after her trip to Spain she became pregnant. The matador in the video was actually played by Emilio Munoz, bu...
Ahh . . . Denise Richards, that fine sexy tomcat that Charlie Sheen gets to bunk up with every night! Lucky prick! Who doesn't remember that sexy threesome with Neve Campbell and Matt Dillon in the movie, "Wild Things?" I can never look at champagne the same way again! Okay, here is how this happened, Charlie was out doing publicity for his new televisi...