So, You're Gonna Fuckin Die: A Self-Help Manual Andrew J. Kolesar, N.A.M.D. Copyright © - 12-17-2001 After hearing that my ex-wife was dying of cancer (which was a lie of course) I was encouraged to write a self-help manual. * * * * * Do you smell that putrid stench of something rotting? Does it seem like you're the only one who can smell it? Does it f...
Hello all. So here is part two of my story. I'm definitely thinking of more parts to this, I loved writing it! Please give me feedback and comment below! I love hearing what people think of this! Thanks all! ***** As I turned the corner onto our street I noticed that the bedroom lights were on. "I guess Oliver got back at last with the electric, no...
There's an old saying, truth is stranger than fiction, and my friend Josh is pretty strange. He has an onion plant growing in a flowerpot in his apartment. It's huge. It looks very old and bedraggled, and has something that looks like an old pocketknife sticking out of the dirt. You can just barely see it underneath all the onion leaves that got cut off or d...
"Daddy?" "Yes, Karen?" "Kimmy and I want to get our family's DNA tested for a science project. Is it all right?" "I don't see why not, but run it by your mother to make sure it's all right." "She already said no." "And why did your mother say no?" "She said it costs too much and she didn't want anyone snooping into our DNA, but we asked our teacher and...
Dean woke to the annoying buzzer of his cell phone. Today should be a great day, his eighteenth birthday and it just so happens to be graduation day. "Ughh...hello?" "Get your ass up we'll be late!" "Brittani? Its too early let me go back to sleep" mumbled Dean Suddenly his bedroom door bursts open, "NO! Now get up!" shouts Brittani ***** "You know if...
Sitting in my friend's living room in the west end of Ottawa, Ontario, I looked at Rhianna Brandon and smirked. If the Broncos lose to the Seattle Seahawks, her fine-looking, simply enormous chocolate ass is mine to do with as I see fit, that's the bet we had. I watched Russell Wilson and Richard Sherman massacre Peyton Manning and the Broncos and smiled con...
The smell of burning plastic caught Jen's attention. "Shit!" She said under her breath as she quickly pulled the spatula away from the burner, inspecting how much it had melted before she rescued it. The smell made her wrinkle her nose. Jen was in the middle of making French toast for brunch for herself and for John, her boyfriend of the last few months. Th...
Kendra came out of the bathroom topless and waved at me, "hi, Ry-Ry!" "Hey!" I forced my eyes not to roam too overtly. Also, I kept quiet instead of offering her a good, old-fashioned round of sloppy, animal sex. Selene was waiting for us in the living room, wearing an almost see-through oversized T-shirt. There seemed to be no underwear. Fuck. I dropped...
Two days later the morning run squad met again, this time with Rebecca Clark joining us. Most of the kids were joking around; they wanted to know what they'd have to do to win a massage from me today, and the boys wanted to know if it was a girls only thing or, better yet, if they could choose a masseuse. I just smiled. Lauren Booth took herself out of any...
Officer Training was a breeze. There was alot of classroom work but I must say I did enjoy the practical work more. The most exciting thing for me was that once I completed officer training I would be able to start my Business Degree. I completed my training and suddenly I was 2nd Lt Roger Easton. There were a couple of drawbacks regarding the business degr...