A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...
"I asked you two to come in because we need to talk. Al, what would you think of having sex with Mary?" Let me backtrack to give you a little history. My name is Albert but most of our friends call me Al. My wife of 23 years is Angie. We're soccer parents in the summer and hockey parents all winter. Being associated with any rep team sports is a lot like jo...
Hi All, Blozo here. I'm a fat old retired Registered Nurse who hasn't had an erection in ten years. I write some pretty wild fiction. And I use a lot of descriptions that other authors use too. It never fails that someone in the comments section gets all bent out of shape about the fact, and I hereby stipulate that it is a fact, that what I'm describing...
OK, this one is done. Finally. For those of you who hate stories that drag on, huzzah. Except, of course, Fillmore's Oil of Roses. I hope that one never ends. Thanks to all who constructively criticize, but just to a point. I'm no lawyer, I just put people into a little world I thought up and let them take the story whereever it wants to go. Yes, I do use sp...
I woke up this morning from the best sleep I ever had. I dreamed that my pussy was locked up permanently and it gave me a sense of calm relaxation. I made up my mind that since I had already gone over a month without touching my pussy, I wanted to see how long I could drag it out. I decided to leave my shield on as long as I could! I would challenge myself t...
INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - The second chapter of this kinky comedy set in the early 1990s sees spoiled 18-year-old Madison continuing to hate camping with her aunt, uncle and cousins, and the privileged princess drives everyone, especially nice natured Kate, crazy with her selfish, lazy and bratty behavior. Can Davo, a brash Australian tourist, turn Madiso...
Just a silly flash story, not that good but it was pounding away in my head to get out. No sex, no raac, etc. ***** You ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right? I should have realized that today was one of those days when I got a call to go out to the south of town to unlock a house. I've always disliked that part of town, it's full of r...
"Now James, today we will be reviewing your recent performances," Juanita announced. "My mother was very pleased by your performance, so much so that she has given us a bonus of $100,000!" "Wow!" James exclaimed. "That's wonderful. It almost makes up for nearly being killed." "Yes, and for the three hours she spent with you, you earned us a total of $400,0...
Jonathan and I sat in the break room, sipping our sodas. He insisted that everyone call him Jonathan, except for me: he said I could call him Jackie as I was, as he put it, "a darlin' with nothing to hide". I was 24 and he was 32, so not really a big age difference there. He and I worked in retail, myself in the clothing department, and he was in the receiv...
"I want to cover your pussy and stick to your pubic hair. I bet you have a lush black jungle of hair down there, don't you Jo? I would feel warm and oily on your pussy. Do you like to feel warm and wet down there? I would mix with your juices dripping from your pussy. I imagine how you smell great down there when you're sexed up. Oh, and I would sex you up....