My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't...
My 2nd submission and I hope I'm making progress in the right direction. Thanks for all the feedback and I hope you enjoy this one as well... * Instead of sitting on a beach in Cancun, I had to spend my first college spring break watching my sister. Even though she was 18, my mom didn't want her alone while she was on a business trip to Italy. I didn't min...
She walked into my bar for the first time. I knew just which table she would aim for. CCC, they called it -- the Cheating Cunts Club. CC Clubbers were of any race, class, or looks. Somewhere between elegant and shoddy, noticeable or not, whatever. Nothing identified them but a shared expression. It is not too subtle. It is a tension, a certain set of eyes...
I figured the easiest and cheapest way to try social/public nudism would be a nude beach. I was on holiday by myself on sort of a break from work and everything and thought as part of my time I would try something I had wanted to try for ages but never had the chance. I would check and find out if there were any nudist beaches nearby where I was staying in...
"Hi baby," Vivica said when Keith came through the door. She stepped into his arms and kissed him deeply and hoped he did not feel her heart trying to bounce out of her chest. "Jessica is here and we waited to have dinner with you." "Hi Keith," Jess said. "Hi Jessica," Keith said once they broke the kiss. He set his briefcase down and gave Jess a hug and a...
Tom squinted nervously through the blinds out into the street again, it still seemed pretty clear but it had been for almost half an hour now and he knew that he was just stalling. Behind him, his sisters Jessica and Britney sat on the couch gazing blankly at the television. Tom glanced back at them and steeled himself for what he had to do next, they needed...
Main Cast : James (Me) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living. I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...
I am a thirty-eight year old woman, and I have never had sex. Yes. That's right. I am still a virgin. All through my childhood my sainted mother drilled into me the knowledge that all men were pigs. They would use a girl for their own pleasure and then dump her. Men were put on earth to ruin the lives of women. Hadn't men ruined her life? Left her pregnant,...
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My oldest son is circumcised. He was nine months old before the surgery could be done (they had questions about his kidney function and tests to do before they could approve it) and although my ex insisted, I was hesitant. It meant general anesthesia. It meant a much greater risk to our baby. In fact, he did have a reaction to the anesthetic - and could have...