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The Biggest Thing Ever

by Fereniki_Alexandrou on Jul 13, 2020
Humor & Satire

Have you ever noticed that certain stories—especially ones written by men—seem to have a bizarre obsession with giving extremely large, exact measurements of certain body parts? Sometimes they go so overboard with the measurements that it seems as though the authors find the numbers more arousing than the body parts themselves. ***** Jasper Hubert Humphrey...

A New Discovery Pt. 02

by subdeplume on Oct 12, 2020
Fetish

I woke up the next day refreshed, but a little confused about everything that had happened last night. Emma was sleeping soundly beside me, her blonde hair splayed over the pillow, her silhouetted form rising and falling underneath the sheets. Our schedules differed due to her work at the hospital, so she often slept in while I got ready for work. I pulled m...

Me, Andrea, & Curt in Hollywood

by clarissaj1982 on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

Andrea and I met Curt that next weekend on the corner of Hollywood and Vine. He chose the spot and it isn't too far from where we live so we agreed. He was so sweet; he had brought two bouquets of flowers, one for each of us. I had brought a bottle of cherry flavoured lube. It turns out that Curt is just in town for vacation and he is really from Nebraska wh...

Ms. Jiggles' Big Surprise Ch. 04

by Cappadonna on Sep 25, 2017
Group Sex

I laid on the bed defeated, and looked up at the long, wiggling cock in Tyler's hands. A mixture of worry, horniness and excitement came over me all at once. It's hard to explain, but any woman who's ever gotten some incredible dick can understand. He beat my pussy into submission, and to be only 18, he had the skills of an experienced porn star. "My god....

Gary Gets Fitted for a Bro

by hodownnuzv on Mar 27, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The day droned on into eternity. Gary couldn't bear to look at the clock anymore and yet his eyes seemed to be drawn to it on a minute-to-minute basis. He had two classes in the morning, political science and psychology. Both of which were spent ogling the illustrious woman across the room and taking sparse notes. She had long brown hair that was in a perpet...

Tinder changed my life

by ManRayMansker on Apr 22, 2025

This story is crazy 100% true but crazy, and I had no idea that when it started. I really wish I could have had an idea that the app that led to my second marriage would also haunt me nearly 10 years later. After winning my divorce case against my child abusing ex-wife, I found myself on tinder looking for dates during her parenting time. There is a great de...

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The Fertility Therapist: Dr Shaun

by DDDDave on Oct 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Author's note: I wrote the first story, The Fertility Therapist one night when I couldn't get to sleep. And posted it that same night. Upon re-reading I wasn't happy with it so I edited and rewrote it over the next month or so before reposting it. In the process of that re-write I started to wonder where Dr. Erik Shaun came from. Clearly he wasn't a normal...

A New Lover in the Next Room

by RubberDickie on Dec 8, 2017
First Time

It started out as a stupid, "He said, she said," joke. My former roommate, Chris, and I were watching football one afternoon and the play ended up about six inches short of a first-down. We were rooting for opposite teams. He was an Ohio State fan, and I am a Michigan Alum, so naturally, it was a rivalry made in heaven. Michigan ended up short on the play...

The Founding Father Ch. 11

by Diana Retnuhvek on Dec 23, 2019
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Dick Wojohowski drove his rusty but trusty 1978 Chevy truck onto the muddy playing grounds. He was hauling the rented 50-foot, 1,500-watt lights that would be used to illuminate the final, frantic events of CFNM Games I. The wheels spun around in the mud, trying to gain traction. The wet dirt went everywhere, hitting anyone within proximity. Some of the me...

Paul's Premature Performance

by hodownnuzv on Mar 6, 2018
Fetish

"Hello Doctor...Ma-Mazzeo," Paul, stammered. He walked into the screening room and his fine motor functions grinded to a halt as he laid eyes on the beautiful blonde doctor that would be attending to him today. Paul's eyes traced her body downwards. His eyes fell from her long hair in a tight bun held together with a pencil, to her baby blue scrubs jutting o...