Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
This is my first attempt at submitting a piece of my work. If this is received well, I'll add more. This story is a total work of fiction, it never happened and the people do not exist. I hope you enjoy. Jack's Women Chapter 1 He sat in the alleyway, drinking from a bottle of Jack, pissed and tired of all the bullshit in his life. All he wanted was so...
My mind was racing the whole time. I couldn't believe where I ended up. But the sensations were running through my body. A 9-inch cock was ramming my boy pussy as hard as it could. Another cock, at least 10 inches, was being forced down my throat as his hands wrapped around my head, forcing me to deep-throat his amazing piece of man meat. Once he allowed...
"Good evening folks and welcome to the twenty-third Sexual Olympics. My name is Brice Carlson and we are here in beautiful downtown Bangkok. Allow me to introduce my partner Richard 'Tiny Dick' Johnson." "Brice it's wonderful to be back here in Bangkok, the place where it all started. I know I have many..." "Sure, that's great Tiny, well folks we have a w...
edited by Asylum Seeker Grant never was much of a partier. He was even worse with women, but Jane, the new receptionist, was different. Her gap-toothed smile, her corn-fed physique, her frumpy outfits gave her an air of approachability that bolstered his confidence to the point where he actually got up the nerve to ask her if she'd like to go to the office...
My wife is 40 year old executive at a major corporation. She is in a high powered field and earns a great income. She also has had an overwhelming fantasy to be a whore to a black pimp. During our love making we would tell each other fantasies. That led to me buying her hooker outfits, which led to me videoing her walking down the street pretending to look f...
My hot wife Brandi, 40, 5'8" with killer 36D silicone tits, long toned legs and an all over tan, and I went to Vegas recently to party, gamble and some swinging. We spent the afternoon at one of the casino's topless pools and Brandi had the attention of most the men there who'd walk by slowly checking her out trying not to be too conspicuous. I'd send her to...
"God damn, bitch... suck that nut, suck it all out, baby." I look down at my next door neighbor Marge... her name's Margaret, but I call her Marge, like Marge Simpson. She's a black granny though, with short gray hair, not a yellow bitch with a blue hair beehive hairdo. She's laid out on her sofa. I'm on top of her, sitting on her huge titties, my ten inch...
This is a parody... It is not real *** I decided to take a vacation from my pimp work. I headed down to the Jersey Shore. I hadn't been there in awhile and I heard they had some hot pussy down there nowadays, so what the hell, I decided to check it out. I ended up in a nice house, right behind the house from Jersey Shore, that MTV show. Nobody was in it, s...
This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...