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Oh Crap!

by Zeb_Carter on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

This is a repost of a story I submitted as zeb1094. It has been edited slightly from the original and is being reposted under my new screen name. This is an original work by Zeb_Carter and is protected under copyright by U.S. copyright law. It is only submitted at Literotica.Com and any submission to any other site has not been authorized by the Author. I...

Pimpin' The Tweeds

by DickThePimp on Sep 4, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody. I was kicked back, after an all morning fuck fest with my girl, Kim Kardashian. My cock was pleasantly sore and well pleased. My phone rang. It was an old friend of mine, Shannon Tweed Simmons. We used to fool around, back in the day, but I haven't seen her in a couple of years. She asked me to come over. I told her I was tired, but she in...

Master SHANGO Presents PIMP ZEE

by dsoul on Sep 15, 2017
Interracial Love

The downpour had just about turned into a drizzle when Zee drove into her street. He entered their stuccoed driveway and honed his horn as he came to a stop. At that moment the front door opened and out came a young girl and a young lad, both locked in conversation just as Zee got down from his car. The young girl turned from her companion and looked at his...

Gettin Freaky In Van Nuys

by DickThePimp on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...

Street Hooker Blues

by Deckard6969 on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Escort Confessions II: Street Hooker Blues After the previous week's unexpected surprise, Harold has wasted no time sending over new attire for the new fantasy experience. Racquel excitedly opens the boxes and lays everything out on her bed, her pussy already soaked in anticipation. The first hint of what Harold had in mind: knee-high boots in cheetah print...

Freaky Funland Resort

by DickThePimp on Apr 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

WARNING : TWISTED DEPRAVED PERVERTED HORNY ASS SLEAZY FREAKY AS FUCK SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS DIRTY AS SHIT THIS IS MY HORNIEST... FREAKIEST... AND MOST PERVERTED FUCK FILLED FUCKFEST STORY YET... THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CELEBS IN THIS... IT'S ABOUT FREAKY FUNLAND RESORT... ME AND MY FUCKED UP HORNY ASS FAMILY AND CREW OPEN UP THE...

Wife Gets a Pimp Ch. 02

by MrsCanyon on Sep 14, 2017
Group Sex

As I stood up in front of Tony, I said, "Remember how I got Tracy fucking you guys to get us out of debt? Well you're in debt, you could be her pimp, and she could fuck for you!" Tony's statement was, "Are you serious? Me, her pimp!" I reassured him that I was serious and that I know that he could get a lot of his friends as clients to fuck my wife. I rem...

Magic Hands Ch. 02

by Frozenhero on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

On Thursday night, in the front seat of a four-door sedan parked outside her parent's house, Sloan was jerking off Kevin, the star running back of her high school football team. The two had just been out on a date and the young man had been pleading to have sex. "I don't put out on a first date." Sloan told him, "But I'll give you a hand job." The truth was...

Day of Reckoning Ch. 01

by 75corner on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I found her in the back alley behind my store. She was bruised and battered and just this side of unconscious. I rushed over to her, barely making out in the darkness the bruises that puffed her face. She was covered in debris from my refuse container. Someone had taken the time to spew garbage from my bin all over her. A message? Or just a final insult to...

The Accidental Hooker

by JRaven on Sep 11, 2017
Loving Wives

It had been a successful trip for Matt Kern. The deal was finally closed. He'd be getting a nice commission when he got home. But for now, he watched the Rangers play the Mariners on the TV in the hotel bar. He had nothing better to do. Only three in the afternoon, he'd sit there and drink a few beers, watch some TV and wait for dinnertime. He was happy abou...