This is a fuck parody... It ain't real... Unfortunately I was fucking Charlotte Flair after her photoshoot. She was covered in blue and gold body paint. I was ass pounding her on my desk, after already drilling her big, fake tits and sweet pussy. My wife, Stephanie McMahon was downstairs in our basement, filming Nia Jax and Tamina Snuka... Or my assistant S...
After we had finished enjoying our steaks we walked out of the steakhouse and met a mysterious man in a trench coat, fedora, and black tinted sunglasses. Unless he was hiding hair in his fedora, he appeared to be bald. He suddenly grabbed Neko and had begun running. For a moment I was concerned, and then I remembered. As Neko was my personal succubus I could...
All characters are over 18. "Ola, hello, welcome to club 18 -22, I am Miguel and I am your pimp for the week," the sun bronzed Spaniard announced as he walked into the girl's room. Sandra laughed drunkenly and said, "Oh right, Pimp eh, maybe your English isn't too brilliant?" "Pimp, he said Sand!" Irene replied equally drunkenly, "Because if he's our...
THIS IS A FUCKED UP FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL (Massaging Kathie Lee's shoulders)... "You'll do great gorgeous." (Kathie Lee looking stressed out)... "Thank you sweetheart. I know you want the best for me and I know I can do the job, but it's a lot of work... getting back into the groove here." I was encouraging my girlfriend, Dr Kathie Lee Gifford. Her...
A strange way to start a story but my problem is I did not get enough of sex because my cock is huge. I wish I was smaller but unfortunately when I am erect my cock is like a pole a full 11 inches. The only place where I probably would be welcome would be a porn movie. Sex I get in a whorehouse. Last week when I went to Soho and asked for a hairy woman (I li...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
Whatever your beliefs are about being able to pimp out your wife yet control what happens when you do―please remember one thing... the dude you're pimping your woman to knows you want her used―and he wants to use her. This is the lesson I learned by trying to help a friend of mine, while also trying to show off how strong my pimp hand was. When judging one'...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
This story occurs chronologically after "Inverted Nipple Solution," which also features Marilyn. Though they are separate stories, since Mare has made considerable sexual progress by the time of this story, I'd suggest reading the other story first. * In college, I had a fuck-buddy Marilyn, a great personality who had very fair skin, blonde hair, big boobs...
"Oh yeahhhhh. Do me good, sweetheart. Sexy man with the big, beautiful cock. Mmmmmmmmm. I'M BETTY FUCKING WHITE, BITCHES!" Gotta love my dear, horny ass friend Betty White. I'm loving her riding... grinding, and bouncing on... my fat dick right about now, for sure. She's an old... no pun intended... friend of the family. My bedroom is rockin with the sweet s...