Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...
Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
It's All About The Cheating 01 By : DickThePimp New series all about the wacky world of cheating... Every story has the same theme, but a different cast just like Trailer Park Sex Addict "Hurry up, before James gets up. Oooooohhhhhhhh.... Uhhhhhhhhhh... SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!" My girl Hazel is riding my buddy Spence's fat white dick in his trailer across the p...
Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...
Spence The Wannabe Pornstar By : DickThePimp A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens Cast : Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt) Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey) And Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara) "Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Make it quick, Spence. I've go...
Fast Times At Fucked Up High By : DickThePimp THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
Beautiful Depravity 03 By : DickThePimp "My gorgeous son in law. If only you weren't married to my oldest daughter." "I'm next in line, mom." "No... I'm next. If James and Kim split up, I get him next." "Says who?" "Says me!" "Girls. Please. I'm your mother... so I get him. That's the rules. So relax." "Excuse me?" Kim walks into her mom's living roo...
This is a pimped out redneck fuck parody series... It ain't real This is my biggest fuck parody series ever... It will be a bunch of perverted episodes about my freaky ass, pimped out and sleazy redneck life... I'm keeping it simple... There will be tons of sex, freaky shit and sleazy ass perverted fun... I make porn, sell drugs, pimp hoes and sell motherfu...
My girl Penny (The Big Bang Theory) is enjoying her new side job... real estate agent. She's getting really good at it. When you look like she does, it makes thing a whole lot easier. Great tits and ass, beautiful face... not minding a little fuck and suck to seal the deal. She's actually decided to stop doing that. She feels guilty putting out to sell her...
Freaks, Geeks And Porn 01 By : DickThePimp "He's a virgin. So take it easy on him. Don't wanna scare him off." "Mmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cock, sweetheart. My gorgeous son." I wink up at my mom (Kelly Madison). "We'll make sure he's fine, babe. Don't worry." Kim licks my left nipple, sucking hard on my piercing. "Yes, babe. We'll take good care of hi...