Dickthepimp Stories

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Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real. This is a sleazy fuck series within the Pimpin' series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, running WWE and Pimpin' The Women Of WWE... Don't worry, there's no Roman Reigns in it... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was watching my new wife, Stephanie McMahon, play with her super wet, delicio...

My Cousin My Wife Kate Upton

by DickThePimp on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL STAR OF THIS STORY : MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF) MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY : MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF) "So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the mid...

The Freaky King of Porn Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Nov 19, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL This is my new series about my freaky life as The King Of Porn... It's freaky and perverted, so it's fun... I introduce my new wife, Kelly Madison and my new sex toy, Hitomi Tanaka Hollywood, CA. A Bondage Dungeon 11:30 pm "Ok Earl... make sure to zoom in on Hitomi's gorgeous tits... the clien...

The Freaky King of Porn Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 19, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted freaky ass porn parody series... It ain't real. "Suck it whore. Get that fucking nut." "Eat her pussy bitch. Make her cum in your mouth again." I was laid back, smokin' and watching my girl, ebony bbw pornstar Lady Onyxxx suck my big ass cock. I was also watching my other girl, ebony pornstar Kay Kush eat my wife, porn legend Kelly Mad...

The Best Milf Kathie Lee Gifford Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Aug 7, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. *** Kathie Lee was eating her good friend and co host Hoda Kotb's caramel pussy, as Hoda was stretched out on Kathie Lee's couch. I was feeding Hoda my huge cock and filming all the action. Hoda sucked me good, jacking me off and sucking me deep into her throat. She licked all around my cock in her mouth, as Kathie Lee a...

Horror Fuck Times Three

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about three horror movie icons... Jason Voorhees... Michael Myers... Freddy Krueger... teaming up to scare... and fuck... anyone and everyone in their path... They are led by a mysterious person that will be revealed sometime in this story... This is freaky... This is kinky... This is a sex filled horr...

Beyonce: The Bondage Queen

by DickThePimp on Jul 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS FICTION...IT IS NOT REAL *** Beyoncé decided she needed a break from all the stress she dealt with in her professional life. She secretly had fantasized about being a dominatrix for years. Interracial, Bondage and S&M porn always turned her on immensely, so she decided to open up her very own, very exclusive, Interracial S&M club....

The Best Milf Susan Sarandon

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL Another hot milf getting kinky story... I'm actually in this one...Enjoy *** I was driving Susan Sarandon back home after our nice dinner. This was our first date and it went really well...I'm hoping for it to continue...She was looking extra hot, showcasing those big ass titties. I tried not to stare and drive, but I cou...

Rachael Ray Nympho Queen of Mean Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL... IT IS A FANTASY This is my second Rachael Ray Queen Of Mean story... It concentrates on her getting fucked at her bondage orgies... It's freaky... Enjoy. *** FUCK MY GODDAMN ASS, MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCK IT HARDER, BITCH!!" Rachael wanted her thick ass fucked right and dammit, she was gonna get it, fucked right! She was ri...

Coco vs. Airport Security

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real I've been working security at LAX for a few years and I've made it up the latter pretty quickly. I'm already a supervisor and with that comes a few perks. One very big perk is getting to search any female passenger I see fit. I've searched quite a few famous women. Julia Roberts, Tyra Banks, Kate Upton and many others. The...