This is a big perverted sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real "Bernie... you have such big, beautiful breasts... I wish mine were as big as yours. Mine are nice... but they're smaller." My girlfriend Penny lifted her gray sweatshirt and lavender sports bra, showing our friend Bernadette her awesome breasts. We were in my Escalade, on the way to Big Bear for a...
This is a sleazy ass fucktastic sex parody series... It ain't real Star of this story : Sarah Spain "Sarah, I have big plans for you. I wanna make you the FACE Of ESPN. You're exactly the face I want all over my network... and the rest of you as well." "Well, thank you James. I appreciate that and I appreciate the confidence you have in me as well. I prom...
This is a freaky porn parody. This is my new series on the porn life... Enjoy my freaks. "Ok Selena, just like that. Blow me a kiss. Good, now pop out that chest a little more." I was taking some pictures of Selena Gomez. She came to me, because she was bored with her career. She wanted to reinvent herself and show her naughty side. So here we were, her sh...
THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKFEST FUCK PARODY.. IT AIN'T REAL This freaky sex parody series combines the characters from three New York based sitcoms, Friends, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond... It takes place in 2002... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was headed out to Queens, to see a sexy little honey out there. I met her through a friend. My friend, Kelly...
This is a sleazy fuck parody series... It ain't real. This is my new series about non pornstar celebrity women who decide to make a porn movie... It's a simple concept, with a lot of sleazy freaky fun... This series will mix real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was approached by a rich perverted freak... kind...
Fucked up fuck Parody Alert Hey there... My name's James... You all know me as the star of most of Dick The Motherfucking Pimp's stories... His alter ego... We've done a lot of stories together... offended a few people... entertained a few too... Along the way, we've had some criticism... some nice comments... and some perverted fun... Also along the way so...
This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...
IT AIN'T EASY BEING SLEAZY... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FUN "I like it babe. I think Spence (The King Of Queens) looks sharp." My wife and celebrity stylist Kim Kardashian gives her expert opinion of my goofball cousin's look. He... like I... is a big fan of Leisure Suit Larry, the sleazy, wannabe ladies man, computer/video game character. Spence... along wi...
"SPENCE (The King Of Queens)... GET YOUR PUNK ASS OVER HERE! NOW!!" My dopey nerd/slave boy cousin runs over. "Shove your fucking little dick in Gretchen's mouth and feed her your fuckin cum! NOW!" He obeys. I'm fucking my bitch, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson on my dining room table, pounding the living fuck outta her blonde milf pussy, her legs on...
"Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?" "Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass." "Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well." "I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine." "You got it mama. Who is she?" "Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through som...