by
DickThePimp
on Jan 21, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Depraved and Sleazy Fuck Parody Series
"Eat that jizz bitch! Swallow every fucking drop! Nasty fuck whore!"
"Feed me daddy... Give me your sweet jizz... PLEASE!!"
I jizz down my 18 year old daughter Misha's throat. She loves eating daddy's cum. My 14 inch cock pumps it down her throat... Misha... who's been trained very well by my wife... one of them... K...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck...
"Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?"
"You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)"
"Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 28, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... It is not real.
This is a story about the Carrie Heffernan character on the sitcom King of Queens played by Leah Remini... Enjoy.
Queens, New York 2002
Carrie Heffernan was happy with her job being a secretary at a major law firm. She had just gotten a raise and she got along well with her fellow coworkers and boss. Her boss, Mr Kaplan...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
A Big White Trash Fucked Up Fuck Parody Motherfuckers!!
WARNING: DEPRAVED OFFENSIVE AND FUCKED UP TO THE MAX... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
My stars and stripes, super charged van is careening out of control... about 165 mph... down the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway). I'm late for a meeting with my agent... Basketball Wives LA star Jackie Christie. I brought along...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jul 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
WARNING : IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PISSING AND PISS STORIES THEN READ SOME OTHER STORY INSTEAD OF THIS ONE... ON SECOND THOUGHT IF YOU DO GET OFFENDED BY IT READ THIS STORY ANYWAY THEN READ SOME OTHER SHIT... THANKS
FOR ALL MY PISS LOVING FANS... AND MY CRITICS TOO... THANK YOU TO MY FANS... FUCK YOU TO THE CRITICS... PISSING ALL OVER YOUR ASS, BITCHES
PAROD...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 7, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My new series about slutty real estate agents going the extra mile to make the sale.
EPISODE 01 : Penny's Side Job
My wife Penny's (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) career is fooling good. She's started a sales rep job at a pharmaceutical company. A doctor she sold some drugs too made her a business proposition. He owns a real estate company and he asked Pe...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 8, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fuck Parody
Episode 01 : Finding James
"Where do we find this fucking guy?"
"I have a source that said, check out this bar... so... let's try here."
"Whatever... I mean, what's so great about this guy? We're jumping through hoops for this guy... he better be worth it. He's a pervert and an ex con... why in the hell do the higher ups wanna do this? There'...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 3, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
While Tyra is filming her scene with Spence, I'm relaxing in my bedroom with two of my all time favorite sugar mamas, Oprah Winfrey and her best friend Gayle King. I have some rich chicks that like to take care of me, so I let em... and I take care of them with my fat ass cock. It's a mutually beneficial relationship.
Oprah bought me a Bentley last time so...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 5, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
My office... Funky Ass Productions... Hollywood...
"Babe... this is a great idea."
"Thanks. Spence loves cosplay so it makes sense."
"Great costume too."
"Yep. The black and gold go well together. Easy access for his cock too... and ass."
"Mmmhmmm. Yum. Very nice. God... his cock is so much bigger now too. Yummy. I may have to try it out for myself."...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... It is not real
"Yes babe, I know it's important. I have it under control, don't worry. I will handle it. Don't worry, just enjoy England. I will handle this, I promise. I was just taking a shower. I've been so busy, I didn't have time to go home. The shower was messed up in the weight room. I got my workout in, but had to shower in my of...
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