THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKY FUCKFEST SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL This is the second chapter of my Pimpin' The Women Of WWE series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, fucking and pimpin' our female talent... It's sleazy and freaky... It's one of my stories, so what do you expect... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was stretched out on my downstairs den sof...
Sex Slut Sex Parody I've been married to former ESPN hottie Sarah Spain for a year. As a matter of fact, today is our anniversary. We are gonna celebrate big time tonight. I hired her away from ESPN to work for me at my website. It's a very successful... and profitable... sports website with a catch. You see we specialize in sex and sports. We combine hot c...
"Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...
Cast : James (Me) Mama (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) Penny (Kaley Cuoco/The Big Bang Theory) Ronda (Ronda Rousey) Bernadette (Melissa Rouch/The Big Bang Theory) Spence (The King Of Queens) Howard (Simon Hedberg/The Big Bang Theory) And Cameo By : Betty White (Herself) Damn sunlight. Fucking trailer ain't worth shit when the damn sun's out. Fucking...
This Story Introduces My Newest Character Harold Hump... The Sleazy, Egotistical, Self Serving, Grandstanding Mayor Of Los Angeles... Not The Real One... The Fake One... He's A Totally Made Up Fake Character... "Come Get Humped By Harry." "Baby... When do Charlotte and I need to be at the dinner party?" "7:30." "Ok... Thank you baby." "You're welcome sw...
WARNING : OFFENSIVE INCEST FUCKED UP AND FREAKY PERVERTED AND SLEAZY HEDONISTIC TWISTED DEBAUCHERY... IT'S A FANTASY... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FILTHY... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK... ENJOY MY FELLOW FREAKS *** Speeding down the 405 on my custom chopper, heading home. Just did a drug deal down in Long Beach. Got a key of yayo under my seat. Not...
Sex Fiction... Perverted And Dirty But Not Real Spence's porn career has been going great. His movies are all big hits... and he's making us... especially me... a lot of money. Kim (Kardashian) has been keeping on top of things, making sure Spence (The King Of Queens) doesn't do anything stupid to mess up his new porn stud image. It's a tough job... but my...
One Sleazy Story... About One White Trashy Family... Bend Over... It's Fuck O Clock... "MAMA... CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR?" "YES DEAR." "THANK YOU." "YOUR WELCOME BABY." My pregnant sister Chanel (Chanel West Coast) walks out of her bedroom, chewing gum, popping bubbles, looking so damn fine. She wants mama (Beth Chapman) to take her to her gyno. Sh...
This is a parody Series Theme : I play The Perverted Private Eye... I'm the best investigator in the biz and the most perverted... With help from my partner Beth (Beth Chapman) we solve sex related cases involving celebrities... This series is full of freaky perverted sexual depravity and all kinds of sleazy fun Episode 01 : Wendy Williams Exposed "Are yo...
Pure Pleasure Parody "Are you gonna be in San Francisco long?" Nancy Pelosi asks... putting her diamond earrings back on. I finish my rum and coke...still in bed. Nancy's on the other side, fully dressed... red pantsuit, beige blouse and heels. "Nah... just here for you. I made a special trip for you." "Awww...that's sweet. Thank you James. I know how po...