"Where's my darling grandson?" "He's upstairs. He hasn't been feeling well. Bridgette is taking care of him." "I bet she is." (Grandmotherly giggling) "She does a great job for my baby." "Yes. She's a talented employee. I'm glad she can help my grandson feel better. I'm more than happy to do that myself though, dear." "I know you are mom... so am I. Don...
This is a fuck parody series... Maybe offensive... But not real Series Theme : I'm the trashiest white motherfucker (literally) out there... And I have a huge sweet tooth... I love chocolate... I love black pussy... My adopted mother is Oprah Winfrey... I'm the sleaziest fuck freak on earth... Sex drugs and freaky shit is my motto Phone's ringing... Still...
This is a parody... It is not real *** I decided to take a vacation from my pimp work. I headed down to the Jersey Shore. I hadn't been there in awhile and I heard they had some hot pussy down there nowadays, so what the hell, I decided to check it out. I ended up in a nice house, right behind the house from Jersey Shore, that MTV show. Nobody was in it, s...
THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY HOMAGE TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE SERIES...THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE...ITS MOSTLY A PARODY OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ONE...DON'T WORRY NO ONE DIES IN THIS IT'S A SEX PARODY...I'M KNOWN FOR KINKY STORIES AND THIS IS CERTAINLY KINKY...I HOPE IT TURNS OUT GOOD... ENJOY ***** CAST: LEATHE...
Sex And Moonshine Parody Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California... Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever." Everyone erupts into cheers and...
This Series Takes The Place Of My Previous Series Spence The Pornstar... It's Like That Series On Steroids... Bigger, Better And More Perverted Banging... ALL HAIL MY FUCKING COCK!! "Are you sure about this idea babe? I mean, your investing a lot of time, money and effort into your cousin. No offence, but I don't know if he can handle it." My wife Kim Kard...
"OH MY GOD... I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" My very personal assistant/supreme fuck buddy Beth Chapman screams out, as she squirts all over my gigantic cock, as I plow her slick, sweet, cum sucking pussy from behind. I've got the mega busty, blonde babe bent over my desk, as I ravage her mature twat like only I can. The fucking desk is shaking from the force of my...
This is a big perverted sleazy ass fuck parody series... It ain't real We finally made it to Big Bear and the campground we were staying at. We rented extra large tents with a good amount of room. Penny and I used one. Howard and Bernadette had one and so did Sheldon and Amy. Sheldon, of course, wouldn't stop bitching about sleeping in a tent. I had forseen...
FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft...
Main Cast : James (Me) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory) Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living. I have a girlfriend that I adore. She live...