Dickthepimp Stories

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Spence The Pornstar Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted sleazy fucktastic parody series... It ain't real Stars Of This Story : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Beyonce (Herself) Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) Professor Gaia (Herself) Christy Canyon (Herself) "Babe, will you and Beyonce please go to the Adult Convention in San Diego with Spence and try to help...

Pimpin' Jersey Shore Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...

My Fucked Up Freaky Life Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 24, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** This is fucked up... and it's freaky... and it's a parody Series Theme : Non stop fucked up and freaky sleaze and perversion... No filter... No shits given if it offends... The most twisted and trashiest sex series ever written I wake up in a pool of vomit, piss and pussy juice....

Michele Tafoya vs. Erin Andrews

by DickThePimp on Oct 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy ass freaky fuck parody... It ain't real "I'm really looking forward to working with you James. I've heard a lot about you. I just want you to know, I will work very hard and be someone you can count on at all times." "Thank you Michele. The feeling is mutual. I've been a fan of yours for a long time. I know you and I share some similar opi...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 30, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PERVERTED FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES STARRING ME AND THE CAST OF THE BIG BANG THEORY... IT WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME OF MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS AND OTHER REAL LIFE CELEBRITIES AND TV SHOW AND MOVIE CHARACTERS... IT TAKES PLACE IN 2018 My Freaky Family Members In This Episode: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Cousi...

Face Blasters Pam Oliver

by DickThePimp on Jan 22, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Money Shot Cum Fuck Parody Series Theme : Cum Facials all over hot celebrity women's faces Pam Oliver and I have known each other for several years. We're really good friends. She's happily married with kids... I'm happily single with no kids. We talk on the phone all the time... and when she's in town... or has some free time... we get together for dinne...

Redneck Filth Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 16, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Depraved Fuck Parody "Mama... ready to go to the damn doctor?" "Yes baby... give me a minute... I'm ready to cum. Mmmmmmmmm... Suck my pussy Kathie Lee... I wanna squirt down your throat." "Do it Katie... feed me your pussy jizz. I'm so thirsty baby." "FUCK! Here it cumsssssss!" My mama Katie (Katie Couric) squirts her delicious pussy nut into my aunt K...

Freak Daddy

by DickThePimp on Jul 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...

Trailer Park Sex Addict Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Jul 10, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

EPISODE 02 IN THIS SERIES ABOUT TRAILER PARK SEX ADDICTION... EACH EPISODE HAS A DIFFERENT CAST BESIDES ME... ENJOY THE SLEAZY WHITE TRASH FUCK FUN "UHHHHH... Damn baby... your dick feels even bigger than normal. You takin something?" Slapping Alia Janine's slutty ass. "Fuck no baby. I don't need that shit." Grabbing her hair, Pounding her slick, used up p...

Sleazy Productions

by DickThePimp on Jun 3, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Sex Parody... Not Real Story : Go behind the scenes to see the day to day operations of Sleazy Productions the kinkiest porn company in the biz... Meet the staff and stars and see what kinky, perverted hijinx they get into... Away we go... Sleazy Productions Offices... Hollywood, California... "Kat (Kat Dennings), have you seen James?" "I saw him earlie...