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Sex Is My Hustle By : DickThePimp "Is James back from Vegas yet?" "No, mom. He's on his way, but he's not here yet." "Khloe sent me a bunch of pictures. She's so happy." "I know. She sent me a bunch too. They did the ceremony with her riding James. (Giggling)... it looked so hot." (Licking her full, smooth, luscious lips, rubbing her pussy through her s...
This is a parody... It is not real The Kardashian women, all of them, were driving to Palm Springs for a little getaway when their Escalade ran out of gas. Kris, the mom, who was driving just shook her head, not believing this could happen. "What's wrong mom?" Kim asked. She was in the passengers seat. All four other sisters were in the back seat. Kris thou...
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This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
The Playboy Life 01 By : DickThePimp Episode 01 : Welcome To The Sex Farm "Damn, baby... your dick is magical. Uhhhhhhhh! It's making me forget all about girls." We laugh. "Your pussy's pretty freaking magical too, baby... not making me forget about girls though." We laugh again. "Here's your drink, James." The beautiful blonde stewardess, Amy, hands...
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This is a hot and freaky sex parody. I was relaxing with my woman, Sofia Vergara, on our deck. She was looking her usual ultra hot self in a skimpy white thong bikini. We were sipping some margaritas and basking in the Malibu sun. I saw something in the distance that caught my eye. A fucking paparazzi camera. It was being held by another one of my mortal en...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
Horror Movie Fuck Parody "Thanks for coming over James. It's great to see you again Big Daddy." Jamie Lee Curtis hands me a glass of champagne and sits on her sofa next to me, her legs crossed, slowly swinging back and forth. She sips her champagne, and gives me a seductive smile... her wet, red lips kissing that glass in such a sexy, come hither type of wa...