Twisted Depraved Fuck Parody Series *Where is this guy? He's an hour late." "I don't know Katie. Just start the introduction to the interview and maybe he'll show up." *Whatever... Hello everyone... I'm Katie Couric. I'm here to interview a man called The Most Controversial Person is Entertainment. He's also been called quite a few other... even harsher n...
"OH MY GOD... YES, YOU IDIOT! I SAID I WOULD BE THERE!... that's it Roger. Pound me. Yeahhhhhhh... Just go do some of your wannabe evil stuff, you dork!" My hot as hell stepmom Patty (Patricia Heaton) hurriedly hangs up the phone on my dad (Dr Evil). "God, I love your cock, Roger. Those piercings feel so damn goooooddddddd. Oh my God!" Her eyes roll back i...
THIS IS A FANTASY...IT IS NOT REAL I was looking over my to do list in my seat on one of the private jet. It was headed back to Stamford. My boss Stephanie McMahon, I'm her PA, and I had left Detroit after Smackdown Live. She was busy on the phone talking to her husband HHH, who was on his way to the Performance Center in Orlando to check on Ronda Rousey's...
EPISODE 02 : Spence Fucks Everybody "How's our boy doing babe?" I ask my wife Kim Kardashian. "He's doing great babe. I think his newfound fame has gone to his head a little, but he's doing great." Kim laughs, as she tells me about Spence. The Spence Project has been a big success so far. We've been moving a lot of merchandise and The Spence Project. Com i...
"AYE PAPI... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sofia Vergara taking the pussy plowing like a damn champ. My twelve inches power drilling up her soaked snatch HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! OH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHIT! IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT! "OH MI GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! MUCHOOOOOOOOOOO...
This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...
Kissing Kate Upton, while she's laying on you in nothing but a gray tee shirt, her huge natural melons rubbing your chest, with no bra to get in the way... is a pretty fucking great way to spend ur day, evening, or night. "Cum in me daddy. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmmmmm." Kate being sexy, slutty Kate. Having Kate Upton tell you to cum in her, cause she w...
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...
SWAGGED OUT SEX CRAZED SWINGING IN NYC... REAL LIFE MEETS THE TV AND MOVIE WORLD... SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY AS SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY GETS... READ ON MOTHERFUCKERS "It's so daunting working here. I mean, working for James is an honor, but the whole hedonist/swinger thing is hard to get a grip on. I'm not used to that at all." "Well... don't worry Gretchen. Yo...
VERY MUCH A PARODY... 50% SATIRICAL SARCASM... 50% OVER THE TOP TRASHY HUMOR... 100% PURE FUCKED UP FILTH... NOT REAL AT ALL... PURELY FOR PERVERTED ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY... PEACE Episode 01 : Welcome To The New Playboy Playboy Mansion... Holmby Hills... "TAKE IT, BITCH! FUCK! TAKE THAT DICK! FUCK YEAH!" "GOD!! FUCK ME, BABY! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! UH...