by
DickThePimp
on Mar 27, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
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WARNING: PERVERTED SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT'S DIRTY THOUGH
"Mmmmmmm... Give me that dick JAMESSSSSSS... Ahhhhhhhhhh."
My Sister Dana's (Regina King) lips tasting so sweet... Pussy even sweeter. Got her arms stretched out above her head, plowin' dat sweet ass pussy like...
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by
DickThePimp
on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini/The King Of Queens) used to drive to work at the company she's currently a secretary at, but she and her husband Doug had been going through some rough financial difficulties so she sold her car and decided to ride the subway to work.
Carrie's a babe. Brown hair. Tight, curvy body. Perky C cup tits. Gorgeous, luscious lips that...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a tittylicious parody.
"Hey there, I'm Rachel Raxxx. You know me from the porn world. It's how I met my sexy friend over there, James. I'm here to introduce his new series about titty fucking. It's called Juggfuckers." Rachel pulls off her two tone, blue sports bra, exposing her massive, natural ebony tits. "What is it about tits, small or really bi...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a freaky fuck parody and what not.
This is my new series starring the one and only Cardi B... She takes on whoever and whatever gets in her way... She's a freaky fuck babe ready to throw down... Her pussy and what not... Enjoy my fellow freaks.
"Damn it's dark up in here. Bumpin' my ass and shit. Gonna break a nail and what not. Dick's done gone an...
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by
DickThePimp
on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... It is not real
Chelsea Handler had been a slut for awhile. She has blown producers and comics, anyone that could help her career. She has always enjoyed using her body for her career, so it always made her cum real hard. She has a great body she's tall, has nice legs, a nice ass and great tits. She loves showing her tits. She's always po...
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by
DickThePimp
on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
"Yeah... he's starting a new series. It's called Ass Fuckers. Pretty simple." My wife Beth Chapman laughs on the phone. She's talking to my other wife, music goddess of goddesses Cardi B.
"Damn... daddy can't get enough of dat ass. I fucking love it!" Cardi loves my idea.
"Yeah. I'm thinking of maybe a double anal with him and Spence (The King Of Queens)....
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by
DickThePimp
on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a parody... It is not real
This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon
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I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...
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by
DickThePimp
on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Episode 01 : Some Fun At Home...
It's tough being me sometimes. So handsome. So popular. Such a big dick. Yeah... real tough. Ha ha ha. Ahhhhhh. (Stretching)... Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. God... my mother's beautiful. I happen to mention that cause she laid out in my bed beside me all nude and shit. Mom (Kelly Madison) is famous. One of the...
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by
DickThePimp
on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Freaky Ass Fuck Parody
"This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke."
"Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny."
"Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard."
"Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you."
"HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..."
My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with go...
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