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Our Family Bond

by DickThePimp on Mar 27, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content. ***** WARNING: PERVERTED SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT'S DIRTY THOUGH "Mmmmmmm... Give me that dick JAMESSSSSSS... Ahhhhhhhhhh." My Sister Dana's (Regina King) lips tasting so sweet... Pussy even sweeter. Got her arms stretched out above her head, plowin' dat sweet ass pussy like...

Carrie's Hard Ride

by DickThePimp on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini/The King Of Queens) used to drive to work at the company she's currently a secretary at, but she and her husband Doug had been going through some rough financial difficulties so she sold her car and decided to ride the subway to work. Carrie's a babe. Brown hair. Tight, curvy body. Perky C cup tits. Gorgeous, luscious lips that...

Juggfuckers Oprah

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a tittylicious parody. "Hey there, I'm Rachel Raxxx. You know me from the porn world. It's how I met my sexy friend over there, James. I'm here to introduce his new series about titty fucking. It's called Juggfuckers." Rachel pulls off her two tone, blue sports bra, exposing her massive, natural ebony tits. "What is it about tits, small or really bi...

Cardi B vs. Monsters

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky fuck parody and what not. This is my new series starring the one and only Cardi B... She takes on whoever and whatever gets in her way... She's a freaky fuck babe ready to throw down... Her pussy and what not... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Damn it's dark up in here. Bumpin' my ass and shit. Gonna break a nail and what not. Dick's done gone an...

Gettin Freaky In Van Nuys

by DickThePimp on Dec 2, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Birds chirping. The sun shining through the blinds. My head pounding. Too much partying last night. A mouth on my cock. Ahhhhhhh. Nothing better than that morning... or mid afternoon... piss. There's a mouth on my fucking cock, so fuck it... I'm pissing in it. Ahhhhhhh. I stretch my arms, my eyes closed, enjoying the wake up piss. I can feel the pressure in...

Chelsea Handler Streetwalker

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real Chelsea Handler had been a slut for awhile. She has blown producers and comics, anyone that could help her career. She has always enjoyed using her body for her career, so it always made her cum real hard. She has a great body she's tall, has nice legs, a nice ass and great tits. She loves showing her tits. She's always po...

Ass Fuckers Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Yeah... he's starting a new series. It's called Ass Fuckers. Pretty simple." My wife Beth Chapman laughs on the phone. She's talking to my other wife, music goddess of goddesses Cardi B. "Damn... daddy can't get enough of dat ass. I fucking love it!" Cardi loves my idea. "Yeah. I'm thinking of maybe a double anal with him and Spence (The King Of Queens)....

Swagg Pimpin' 101

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real This story stars: Gretchen Carlson and Christy Canyon *** I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICKTHEPIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just sho...

James Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Episode 01 : Some Fun At Home... It's tough being me sometimes. So handsome. So popular. Such a big dick. Yeah... real tough. Ha ha ha. Ahhhhhh. (Stretching)... Another beautiful day in the neighborhood. God... my mother's beautiful. I happen to mention that cause she laid out in my bed beside me all nude and shit. Mom (Kelly Madison) is famous. One of the...

My Sister Ann Coulter

by DickThePimp on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freaky Ass Fuck Parody "This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke." "Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny." "Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard." "Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you." "HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..." My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with go...