FUCKED UP AND FREAKY FACIAL FUCK PARODY I've been having a wonderful time running ESPN. I was hired by Disney to revamp the Worldwide Leader In Sports. I already had an idea of the inner workings of the cable giant. I have a couple of fuck buddies here... Linda Cohn and Maria Taylor... and my girlfriend Sarah Spain. I knew what I needed to do, to jack up ra...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL UNFORTUNATELY THIS IS THE SECOND EDITION OF MY OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN SERIES... IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH CELEBRITIES AND PORNSTARS WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... THIS ONE STARS SERENA AND VENUS WILLIAMS OPRAH AND I MAKE PORN Ch...
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody. My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
Freaks For Life 01 By : DickThePimp FUCKING IS EVERYTHING... AND THE FREAKIER, THE BETTER! "TAKE... THAT... FUCKING... DICK! UHHHHH! FUCK... YEAH!" I'm pussy pounding my bitch Gina. Fucking good pussy too. She bent over a barrel taking my whole, fat ass fucking cock up her. HOT DAMN! GOOD FUCKING PUSSY! She moaning and groaning, screaming and creaming as...
Hollywood Trash By : DickThePimp "Damn... Fuck, you got a big dick! Where's your wife? UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "Which one?" "God damn!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! Either one. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" "Don't know... probably fucking somewhere. They're all sluts. Just like I like 'em." My dick's throbbing so...
Freak Fucking Sex Parody I wake up, groggy eyed. I belch... too much Hennessy... and scratch my ass. I try and open my eyes, but the sun shining in the window makes me blink repeatedly, hurting my hungover eyes. I reach for the nightstand on my right... I'm lying on my stomach... searching for a beer. I grab the can and bring it to my mouth... fucking empty...
This is a parody... It's a fantasy... It ain't real Andrea Mitchell, the long time White House correspondent for NBC News, is sitting at her desk, taking a break from writing another report. She is a combination of bored and horny. She chews on her pen, while she decides how to handle her current situation. "Aha..." She tells herself. She gets up and stroll...
This is a fuck and suck parody. "Hey there everyone. You know what time it is... Its Sex Talk time!!" Hoda screamed out. It was time for she and Kathie Lee's top rated segment, where they talk sex, with a guest. "Yes it is, please welcome our guest today, Andrea Mitchell!!" Kathie Lee said excitedly. Andrea came out dressed in a black turtleneck blouse, bla...
Short story about cuckolding... Kelly Madison and Ryan Madison... and Me "Sit there and watch, bitch!" Kelly smacks Ryan in the face, pulling his head back, spitting right in his fucking face. "You're gonna sit there and watch James fuck me. A real man with a real cock, you little dick bitch!" Kelly smacks him again, then walks over to me. She's wearing a...
This is a parody... It is not real I was looking at my newest fitness client, Jwoww, from the TV show Jersey Shore. She had been trying to schedule an appointment with me for awhile, but I was out of town with my girl, Kim Kardashian. We were on vacation in Jamaica and I had just gotten back. Plus I had to fly across country to New Jersey to work with Jwoww...