Dickthepimp Stories

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Yes Mistress Carrie

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy perverted sex slave parody. This is a sleazy sex story about the TV show King Of Queens... It's about Spence Ulchin and his love for being a slave for his dream Mistress Carrie Heffernan... Its freaky and perverted and twisted... Enjoy my fellow freaks. Queens, New York 2001 Spence was staring at his friend Doug's wife, Carrie. She had re...

The Sleaziest Agent Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a porn parody... It's a fantasy only... It ain't real This is a two part story based in 2012 and stars Chyna aka Joanie Laurier... R. I. P. "Yeah... that's right Steve. You get me 4 tickets to Madonna's LA show and I'll hook you up with Christy Canyon. You scratch my back... I'll send you some big titty whores." Christy smacked me as I fucked her...

The Big Perverted Bang Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Nov 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a big perverted fuck parody series based on the sitcom The Big Bang Theory... It ain't real My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) San Francisco, CA. 2:30 pm "Smile baby... say CHEESE!" "CHEESE!!" My good friend Bernadette smiled around my 10 inch meat missile, her fucking sexy mouth stretched obscenely wide around my huge cock. She was blowing me, whil...

I Love Sluts Ep. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 15, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fucked Up Fuck Parody I love sluts... I mean, I actually love sluts... slutty women make me hard as steel. I wanna fuck as many of them as possible... in as many ways as possible. I only date whores. You gotta be full on cum hungry and have no inhibitions. My newest girlfriend, ebony pornstar Kay Kush is one of my all time favorite whores. She does porn......

The Best Milf Kathie Lee Gifford

by DickThePimp on Jul 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL...IT IS FICTION I'M THE NARRATOR FOR THIS SERIES. IT'S AN UPBEAT, FUN AND HAPPY, TALE OF LUST AND SEDUCTION BY THE BEST MILFS IN SUBURBIA. ENJOY. *** The very sexy and pretty fantastic Kathie Lee Gifford strolled leisurely down the street in her new, quaint, suburban neighborhood. It was a beautiful day, the birds were c...

Dr. Phil is a Buzzkill

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL This is something new. It's a parody of Dr Phil, a hard, kinky partier that expects others to abide by the rules...unless it involves him fucking them. It contains harsh racial language, but it's not meant to be serious. It's a sex parody, nothing more. It's all in good fun...and sex...Enjoy *** Dr Phil was making his rou...

Spence The Pornstar Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted fuck parody... It ain't real "Here Spence... Rub oil on Kathie Lee's back." Kim handed Spence the baby oil. My aunt Kathie Lee Gifford was staying with us for a week. She had heard about me making Spence into a pornstar. She always thought Spence was nice... but a little creepy. Kim was filming the massage Spence was giving my aunt... ju...

Pimpin' Sports Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...

Sex Funhouse

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted funhouse fuck parody... It ain't real "This is great babe... It looks like so much fun." "Yeah babe... it's wild... It makes me horny." I was in the control room to my newest perverted idea... a Sex Funhouse. I built it in my backyard. It's two floors of perverted sex fun. There are different rooms and fun places to get off sexually......

Fuck You TV Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Dec 9, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Stephanie McMahon Boss Bitch... "I miss you sweetheart. Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. Yes. Becky is right here." My wife Stephanie McMahon tells me. "HI JAMES... MISS YOU HUN... LOVE YA!" Becky Lynch yells out towards the phone. "Everything will be taken care of baby I promise. I'll see you when you get home. Love you sweetheart." Stephanie...