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Porn Whore Charlotte Flair

by DickThePimp on Feb 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freaky Ass Fuck Parody Cast : Charlotte Flair (WWE Superstar Charlotte Flair) The Demon (Me) The Monster Among Men (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) The Freak (Spence From The King Of Queens) The Evil Leprachaun (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) Porn scene filming... Charlotte Flair shakes her head... is this a dream... or a nightmare? It's a dark hall...

Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky ass fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real... But it's hot "I invited both you ladies here tonight, to do a spread, that'll knock out every other porn mag spread. It's, Cardi B vs Nikki Minaj. Two hotties showing those hot ass bodies. "Well daddy.... You can see my hot ass body anytime you want... but that bitch, can suck a dick. Ho." Card...

Penny vs. Bernadette

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...

Sex Therapy with Dr. Aisha Tyler Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sexual therapy parody. Dr Tyler was walking around her office, looking at everyone. Her receptionist Carrie was a beautiful blonde. Her female staff were of all races, all beautiful. Then she looked in the mirror. She admired her body, so perfectly trim and fit. Her face, so sexy and those lips, so kissable. Aisha smiled. She's a hottie and she lo...

Hot Teacher Judge Jeanine

by DickThePimp on Sep 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy fuck parody... It's not real. Judge Jeanine Pirro had started teaching law in college. She had a pretty calm and respectful class, except for one student. A tall, thin blonde with long straight blonde hair, long smooth legs and a great rack... Ann Coulter. Ann was a stuck up, know it all, who thought she knew way more about the legal system...

The Sleaziest Agent Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck parody... It's a fantasy... It ain't real This takes place in 2012... R. I. P. Chyna "Suck it mom... damn, you're the best cocksucker ever. Mmmmmmmm... I fucking love you slut." "Mmmmmmmm... I love you too baby... and I love this big fucking cock too. I want you to get me pregnant James... knock me up baby. Knock me up good." My mom Kathie...

Face Blasters Kathie Lee and Hoda

by DickThePimp on Jan 28, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freaky Ass Facial Fuck Parody Kathie Lee Gifford and I have been living together for about six months. We've been fucking for almost 30 years. We have an awesome sex life. Kathie Lee and I are kindred sexual spirits. We both love freaky sex... public sex... pissing... and turning everything into a sexual thrill. "That's a great way of putting it James. I a...

Gettin' Freaky with Lisa Salters

by DickThePimp on Jan 14, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Fucked Up Freaky Fuck Parody "Lisa... I called you in here today, because I wanted to go over an idea I had for your career. I think it will take you to the next level. I'm very confident it will not only help you move up the ladder here at ESPN... but it will also make you a lot more money." "Well, thank you sir. I'm honored that you would have that much...

Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Nov 5, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A SLEAZY ASS PIMP FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL Stars Of This Story : Nia Jax Sunny Sable Stephanie McMahon (My Wife) Alia Janine (My Girlfriend) Beverly Hills Hotel... Beverly Hills, CA. "Good Nia... great pose... kiss at the camera sweetie." "Make sure you get every angle Spence. Nia looks beautiful... I wanna capture her beauty from every...

Trailer Park Trash Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jul 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Short stories series about trashy motherfuckers in the trailer park... Simple and to the point... Sleazy and filthy as fuck... Offensive as hell... Parody Period! "Damn, bitch! Suck my nut! Drink that shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Good ho." My mama (Kelly Madison) sucking me off. Drinking my creamy ball dessert, not spilling a damn drop. I grab her blonde head and ra...