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Fuck You TV Ch. 04

by DickThePimp on Jan 21, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"So... Megyn... what do you think about my idea to spice things up around here?" "What about you Gretchen?" "Uh huh... and you Katie?" I'm leaning back in my very comfy office chair, asking my three main ladies Gere at the Network how they feel about my idea of having a fan raffle each day, so a lucky fan can come up to Fuck You TV and fuck their favorite...

Face Blasters Kim Kardashian Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"James wants another Face Blasters done before he gets back next week. He doesn't care who's in it. He told me to check with all the girls, but I'm thinking about doing another one myself." "Do you think he'll mind?" "No... as long as it's really hot. And I think I know just the sex robot to put in the movie with me." "You mean, Spence (The King Of Queens...

Juggfuckers Joy Behar

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a perverted big titty fuck parody... It ain't real "Hey there everyone... I'm supermodel Kate Upton. I'm here to introduce my husband's latest sleazy sex adventure... Juggfuckers Joy Behar. As you probably know, James is not only my husband, but he's also my cousin. We love sleazy sex... and perverted sleazy sex even more." Kate is nude and she star...

My Freaky Bitch Sunny Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Dec 31, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Freaky fuck parody alert "Fuck my ass baby... Fuck it harderrrrrrrrrr!!" My fiance Sunny... WWE Hall of Fame Diva Sunny... has my cock buried up her tight ass while she rubs her sweet bald pussy. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" She rubs her pussy through a huge squirt. It pops all over me. I rub her pussy, then lick my fingers, tasting her sweet juice. Sunny... her r...

Face Blasters Kris Jenner

by DickThePimp on Jun 19, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

I started dating Kris Jenner, head of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, several months ago. It mainly was for two reasons. First, I wanted to fuck all her daughters, so I figured it would be easier if I got in good with their mom. Second, I got drunk and horny... and made out with her at a nightclub. We ended up fucking, and she assumed we were gonna start dating,...

Sex Therapy with Dr. Aisha Tyler Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Aug 28, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real Dr Tyler was awaiting her next appointment. She was excited, because it was an actress that she was a big fan of, Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney, and her husband Jim, were coming because she loves anal sex, she craves it, but her husband Jim isn't a fan of it. It has led to Sigourney having affairs and it has caused a lot of...

Mile High Fuck Club Rita Cosby

by DickThePimp on Sep 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky mile high club fuck parody. "You're even prettier in person." "Awww, thank you James, that's very sweet of you." I was having a nice conversation with my fellow first class flyer, Rita Cosby. I knew her from Fox News and different places. She's a TV and radio news personality and a very nice and quite sexy woman. She's thick, a blonde bbw...

Face Blasters Kim Kardashian

by DickThePimp on Jan 23, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Cum Facial Fuck Parody Kim Kardashian and I recently got married. We've been dating for four years... for one publicly. We dated when she was married to the weirdo with the designer shoe line... he shall remain nameless. You wouldn't think I was her type... big guy with a beer belly and big head... white... I didn't match her normal dating criteria... but I...

The Fuck You Motel Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 28, 2020
Interracial Love

A SLEAZY LITTLE PARODY SERIES ABOUT THE SLEAZIEST MOTEL EVER... TWISTED... VIOLENT... AND FILTHY... COME GET FUCKED UP... AT THE FUCK YOU MOTEL "HOT DAMN! RIDE THAT SHIT, BITCH! FUCKIN' RIDE IT!! WOOHOO!! YEAHHHH!!" "GODDDDDDDDDDDD!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKIN' WHITE DICK, DADDYYYYYYYYY!! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Fucking bed...

Secret Slut Michele Tafoya

by DickThePimp on Aug 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real I've had a crush on Michelle Tafoya for awhile. I see her every week on Sunday Night Football on NBC. She's the sideline reporter. She always looks so damn sexy. I love her fucking lips. I wanted them wrapped around my big cock and I was determined to make that happen. I've jerked off to her numerous times and even fucked...